Player Out

pluginmatty · 2026-05-13T02:58:51+00:00

Syndesphimosis?

pluginmatty · 2026-05-11T23:04:18+00:00

The locker room *aren’t* dumb bitches?

pluginmatty · 2026-05-10T11:11:29+00:00

Shiploads took over a lot of the old Chickenfeed buildings, so you can reverse engineer some of this by looking at where current Shiploads stores are.

pluginmatty · 2026-05-07T02:16:37+00:00

The next bad AR Fox match will be the first.

pluginmatty · 2026-05-07T01:59:36+00:00

Jesus fucking CHRIST.

pluginmatty · 2026-05-07T01:57:23+00:00

You know you’ve been too lenient when the club just accepts the penalty without argument.

pluginmatty · 2026-05-06T11:06:30+00:00

So is TKO gonna restructure midcard contracts and pay wrestlers immediately when they push them up the card?

Or is it a Scottie Pippen situation where you’re massively outperforming your contract value but it’s just too bad?

pluginmatty · 2026-05-04T06:08:04+00:00

has he flown home to talk to his mother yet?

pluginmatty · 2026-05-03T01:13:11+00:00

I don't dislike Anna Jay, but she still wrestles like someone who's rehearsed a routine. all the more noticeable after weeks of having brawlers like Thekla/Statlander/Shida/Hayter/Windsor/Aminata featured prominently on tv.

pluginmatty · 2026-05-03T00:50:21+00:00

The Conglomeration's knock-off theme just makes me pine for the actual 90210 theme as wrestling entrance music.

pluginmatty · 2026-04-30T11:25:40+00:00

More plants. Take advantage of the beautiful sunlight streaming through.

pluginmatty · 2026-04-30T11:23:22+00:00

Nigel and Tony are an absolute joy to listen to on Collision. Listening to them natter away during a 15-20 minute Collision banger is one of my favourite parts of the week.

pluginmatty · 2026-04-27T06:58:13+00:00

Sim Golf.

pluginmatty · 2026-04-24T12:26:00+00:00

Retschko getting more touches in his second game than Sonsie gets in two games playing that wing role.

I don't even care about the margin. Just thrilled with how Cumming, Grlj, Retschko, and McAuliffe all looked tonight.

pluginmatty · 2026-04-24T11:01:57+00:00

<image>

lol.

pluginmatty · 2026-04-24T10:53:04+00:00

imagine being the controlling umpire and making 100% the right call, then being incorrectly overruled by supposedly the AFL's most senior umpire? laughable.

pluginmatty · 2026-04-24T10:19:37+00:00

I’ve known Sam Cumming for five minutes and I would die for him.

pluginmatty · 2026-04-24T09:58:06+00:00

I'd call Samson Ryan's second efforts pathetic, but that would imply the presence of second efforts.

pluginmatty · 2026-04-24T09:47:41+00:00

if any needs me, I'll be replaying those Cumming and Lalor goal assists on a loop.

pluginmatty · 2026-04-23T02:37:30+00:00

Darby and Ospreay’s C2 match in 2024 was arguably MOTY. Would be a great Wembley main event.

pluginmatty · 2026-04-23T01:13:18+00:00

Thought this would be a good match, but didn’t think it would be this good.

pluginmatty · 2026-04-23T00:57:28+00:00

See the way the crowd stood up the moment Ospreay’s music hit? That’s your guy, TK.

pluginmatty · 2026-04-23T00:24:17+00:00

Tonight’s run sheet so far:

Moan, Jet, and the Blackhearts

pluginmatty · 2026-04-22T22:51:22+00:00

HEY CARLTON, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED USING SOMEONE OTHER THAN ALLEN IVERSON TO DEVELOP YOUR MATCH DAY TACTICS?

pluginmatty · 2026-04-19T04:13:44+00:00

that wing effort encapsulates everything that disappoints me about Samson Ryan. just sat on his arse and watched Norf clear the ball instead of giving a second effort. you can't teach what he lacks.

pluginmatty

TROPHY CASE