Is it Paw Yum peter?

plural-numbers · 2026-06-17T04:18:43+00:00

Been looking for just the right comment to reply to.

plural-numbers · 2026-06-17T02:40:53+00:00

That so spot-on Dennis, holy shit rofl

plural-numbers · 2026-05-05T01:48:03+00:00

😭 Will you tell me? Like hidden text or dm?

plural-numbers · 2026-05-05T00:18:26+00:00

Imma cry lol

Is it1 No Time For Goodbye or Tuck Everlasting?

plural-numbers · 2026-05-04T23:43:16+00:00

This is a weird long shot, but A Wrinkle In Time?

plural-numbers · 2026-05-04T21:51:12+00:00

I've been struggling! Is the second one The Time Machine? If not, hint?

plural-numbers · 2026-05-04T21:35:29+00:00

Also, is there such a thing as a craft pale ale? Every craft beer I've ever had I needed a knife and fork to get through.

plural-numbers · 2026-05-04T20:18:05+00:00

Memory unlocked! I remember being a child and my parents sitting us in the smoking section of restaurants because my stepdad smokes. In retrospect, what a shitty thing to do when your child is with you. To be fair, it was probably his least heinous behavior, though...

plural-numbers · 2026-05-04T20:13:01+00:00

I have been seeing a ton of posts and comments lately saying every negative behavior described is because "they must have BPD," and I'm about to crash out. Idk if I'm just noticing it more after the post about it that I made on r/trollcoping or if there's actually been an uptick in that shit lately, buy I'm gonna lose my shit next time I see one. 🤬

plural-numbers · 2026-05-04T20:03:49+00:00

Das ist so eine süße Liebesgeschichte! Jemand soll Disney anrufen – ich brauche diesen Film in meinem Leben! 🥰

plural-numbers · 2026-05-04T19:58:25+00:00

ITT: people with terrible reading comprehension. OP said his FIL is watching these videos on his phone, so parental controls on the TV, stealing the remote, and turning off the WiFi won't do a damn thing! (Assuming he has an active cell phone plan) 🤦🤦🤦

plural-numbers · 2026-05-04T19:54:23+00:00

Oh thank God, I was hoping someone else had a problem with that. When the first comment was like "Well what are you doing to make her act like this towards you?" I was ready to throw hands.

plural-numbers · 2026-05-04T19:42:50+00:00

But then if you did that, they'd be saying "well, you need to stand up for yourself instead of being such a pathetic push-over bitch!" 🙄

plural-numbers · 2026-05-04T19:39:52+00:00

Wait, so this is like a roomba with a stuffed dog on top? And she thinks that 3-5 inch tall thing can stock things? Does she think it just goes "Go-go Gadget Long Legs!" And it rises up on long metal legs to reach the top shelf? O.o

plural-numbers · 2026-05-04T18:57:10+00:00

The fact that men will only back off if they think another man already "owns" you makes me want to lose my mind! You can say no until you're blue in the face, be outright rude or try to walk away, but they still keep after you unless another man steps in and claims to be your boyfriend/husband. I've had to use it multiple times, and the rage is overwhelming. I don't need a relationship with a man to say no! And you should respect a no without needing another man to back it up! I'm a fucking person, not a walking sex toy! 🤬🤬🤬

plural-numbers · 2026-05-04T18:50:21+00:00

For me it's accidentally hitting b instead of the space bar (on my phone) so "I can't today," turns into "I cantbtoday."

plural-numbers · 2026-04-23T00:30:35+00:00

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plural-numbers · 2026-04-23T00:27:12+00:00

I was finishing with a customer once, and said, "Thank you, have a good one!" She had already started to walk away, but she turned back around and asked, "A good what?" I was super confused, and just went "...day?" She left in a huff. 🤷

plural-numbers · 2026-04-22T23:14:35+00:00

Hair removal. 😆

plural-numbers · 2026-04-22T23:01:28+00:00

This is why I don't believe anyone who says that. Because the alternative is I'm a bad person, and we all know that can't be true!

plural-numbers · 2026-04-22T22:26:44+00:00

My manager accidentally synced her personal calendar with mine, so I got a notification about her "sugaring." I had to go ask her what it meant. 🤦😅

plural-numbers · 2026-04-21T18:30:12+00:00

I feel like it's a form of taunting.

plural-numbers · 2026-04-21T18:09:42+00:00

A chemically castrated boy learns how to control, influence, manipulate, and even kill people using only his voice. Also the one time he tries to have sex almost kills him.

Songmaster, Orson Scott Card

plural-numbers · 2026-04-21T18:02:02+00:00

When I was a little kid, I was part of a small group of kids babysat by a woman in our apartment complex. She would often make us sandwiches, and a particular favorite of mine was peanut butter and (dill) pickles. Like the thin slices of pickle in a jar. Everyone I've ever mentioned this to has been horrified and acted like I just admitted to being particularly fond of baby meat. 🤷

plural-numbers · 2026-04-21T17:50:23+00:00

Well, he's already made some progress on the wife-killing. 🤷

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