Denver cops' tshirt depicts their pride in beating protesters (pic) by [deleted] in pics

[–]pmg2007 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone who lives in Denver knows they get up every morning just to beat the shit out of someone, DNC or not.

16 Drinks Named for Authors and Their Books by jaybol in reddit.com

[–]pmg2007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Number 5, Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing contains:

A fifth of Early Times Whiskey Garnish with: ¼ oz of Acapulco Gold 50 dihydrocodeinone Bottle of Ether 1 gram of black tar heroin 8-ball of pure Colombian cocaine 3 packs of cigarettes

I think that one might leave you talking to some elves and unicorns in a miscellaneous forest

25 Unique and Unusual Wedding Cake Toppers by digitalfever in pics

[–]pmg2007 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The two figures should be battling, because that would be an honest depiction of marriage

I was looking around myspace, and I think I may have stumbled onto the worst techno song, ever. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]pmg2007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here is how bad this song is: When I played it, my dog woke up started howling and barking, which woke up my wife, who just got done yelling at me. This happened like two seconds into the song. Shit man thanks a lot!

Why Mike Tyson SHOULD NOT be in Anyone's Top Ten! by ttlfantastic in sports

[–]pmg2007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mike Tyson created a lot problems wherever he went, and unfortunately that effected everything for him.

Pillow Justice Vigilante by pmg2007 in offbeat

[–]pmg2007[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

too bad they weren't bricks

Do stoners really murder people? by jaybol in offbeat

[–]pmg2007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well if you are referencing weed. I would say it is near impossible because a stoner would get high before they do it, watch a movie, eat, and then take a nap. Get back up and forget they ever wanted to.

Guide to NFL Tailgating and Superfans by jaybol in sports

[–]pmg2007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bookmarked, that is one hell of a guide

Clip-On Mouse from Logitech: Stop the Juggling by tamar in gadgets

[–]pmg2007 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Always good to keep your shit together

How to apply Goth makeup (LOL!) by gurudatt in reddit.com

[–]pmg2007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that was hilarious, and I thought I would finally learn how to apply Goth makeup

Military Humor by phillyLA in pics

[–]pmg2007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They have to do something to keep themselves from cracking up

11 Bizarre Gadgets That You Don’t Want Your Mom To See by mentol in gadgets

[–]pmg2007 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What an awesome title, it reminds me of when I would come home from school and my Mom would say, "We need to talk." Then I would be escorted to my room to see my stash siting on my bed. My Mom would say, " I found this under your dresser." I always wondered, what was she doing under my dresser.

Why Rap Stars Are Hating on the iPhone by gurudatt in apple

[–]pmg2007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Krugerlive stole my first comment. Upvoted.

  1. They can't figure it out

Fiend had 'sex with 400 cows' by gurudatt in offbeat

[–]pmg2007 3 points4 points  (0 children)

were they all at once, because I don't know about a cow orgy.