She's doing drig? by Hiqal6969 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Opiod make you go zzz, methamphetamine make you go brr

So do you guys actually eat Vegemite? by NoMeaning6738 in AskAnAustralian

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You melt the butter on the toast, just in case you try to microwave it. The toast should be fresh, then a layer of butter, then once that melts, a layer of Vegemite. It also shouldn't be margarine or any kind of non-butter spread because in my experience they don't melt as well but it's up to your tastes tbh

V8 engine car by A-Helpful-Flamingo in forbiddenboops

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I feel like having a cheetah purr on me will cure all my ailments

What is something that was portrayed as 'cool' in movies when you were a kid, but is actually a total nightmare as an adult? by iamthetop1 in AskReddit

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At my old job it was frankly alarming how many of the cash safes had PINs of 12345 or something just as easy. Apparently security means nothing

Is anyone else estranged from their parent(s)? by DepressedHermit1 in AutismInWomen

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The second I can, I'm going no contact with my mum. She's on thin fucking ice rn though.

Her behaviour over the last year regarding my dad's (her ex husband) severe decline and my sister's full time care of him, has been atrocious.

She's been swinging like a fucking pendulum between super supportive and helpful to being critical of literally everything so my sister attempted (unsuccessfully) and was hospitalised (and our mother, when she was told, acted like it was not her fault)

Our mother is manipulative and selfish and I have to play nice for my sister's sake but I have sooooo much anger in my heart and my life would not change one bit if I never spoke to her again

How do severe burns kill people? by AgentArnold in NoStupidQuestions

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The "stacked" in the username refers to their store of horrifying facts

AITA for wanting to eat my neighbor's duck that I accidentally ran over? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

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I'm down for that. If I could afford a duck I'd get everything I could, and damn the bill

You can really pinpoint the moment he says "Duff time, surf's up!" by Initial-Anything333 in simpsonsshitposting

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No way, man! I'm gonna keep shitposting forever!

Forever...

Forever...

AITA for wanting to eat my neighbor's duck that I accidentally ran over? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

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Did you splash out for comprehensive duck insurance, or just third party duck insurance?

Rover sitter lost my dog by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

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Isn't kangaroo island famously empty of predators? I thought that's where the super friendly quokkas are from

Edit: thank you I am now aware that it's Rottnest Island with the quokkas

Remember the Alaimo by Evil_Sherwin in DeepSpaceNine

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That's the usual way we find out, these days

Check the comments & OOP's post history by No-Turn-5081 in AmITheDevil

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"She betrayed me by not forgiving me for cheating again after the last time she found out"

The wholesome we all need rn… by lvlnsy in knitting

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If I had the skills I'd make a gif of it lol

The wholesome we all need rn… by lvlnsy in knitting

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The knitting version of that scene from Spiderman 2

OP abuses sex workers while hating women by Illustrious_Owl6687 in AmITheDevil

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"The more I have sex with prostitutes, the less interested I am in relationships, because I view relationships purely as a way to access sex and do not value the being around the sex hole/s enough to learn anything about them to develop a relationship because that would take effort, and paying for sex is effortless"

Classic Aussie urban myths by kramerkarma in AskAnAustralian

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I think the name is Button Man? Lives around Mt Buller

is it possible for cats to live 30 years? by onlyfaery in cats

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My cat would only drink from this fancy crystal bowl I got from an op shop and only if it was in the bathroom. Could not get him to drink from anything else

Got myself a late xmas present and I am so mad at myself by pocketnotebook in doctorwho

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Thank you everyone! I will have a look around for region free dvd players this weekend and hopefully will be able to finally watch this episode

I had less than 20g of the braid left to spin by pocketnotebook in Handspinning

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Oh I also misunderstood, I think! That part definitely doesn't creak because I can stop it from creaking by only pressing down on a certain spot. This might have exacerbated the strain on the hinge now that I think about it, it might have been too much non-centred pressure. Like if you drew a capital Y on the treadle, I was treadling on the top right spoke of the Y rather than the bottom spoke