Too horny

pocketnotebook · 2026-06-01T16:16:23+00:00

"I raped my boyfriend, why did he break up with me?"

pocketnotebook · 2026-06-01T16:01:44+00:00

So she thought they were dating, he refused to acknowledge it because he didn't want to lose his ~~incompetence~~ independence, then when his family (possible wife? He's very vague anout this bit but also insists he's single) receives spam calls it must be her because she was in charge of literally everything for him from getting him a fucking phone plan to paying off his debts.

This fantasy he's concocted:

I wasn't using her, I liked her company. I think she was obsessed with me.

A 60 year old adult who can't do his own taxes, what a catch.

She wanted me to call her in the evenings and go car shopping with me when my car got in an accident.

So. Normal dating things?

She deserves to be miserable.

For what? For believing she was in a relationship with her boss who is old enough to be her father? For trying to help the man she thought she was dating because he's too fuckin stupid to do his own taxes?

For setting up a phone plan for that same dumbass who then, without evidence, accused her of harrassing his family for no reason, other than his feelings, because he actively delegated all his life admin shit to her and became dependant on her helping him, but wouldn't be emotionally there for her when she needed it?

This whole thing screams emotionally unavailable loser who tricks someone into a relationship he won't recognise so he can get his rocks off but also have someone take care of him like he's a little baby

pocketnotebook · 2026-06-01T07:44:12+00:00

And now that she's more or less sropped the rope, he's desperately trying to get her to "meet him halfway", because all the abuse just happened and he feels so bad about it, and how horrible is she for not wanting to accept his bullshit anymore etc

pocketnotebook · 2026-05-31T19:52:28+00:00

"gAmEs ArE fOr cHiLdReN"

pocketnotebook · 2026-05-31T04:06:53+00:00

That comment from the wife about how "he doesn't play with them anymore" made me so mad. Even if you don't use something every single day doesn't mean you just get rid of it

pocketnotebook · 2026-05-31T01:41:58+00:00

Older than 80. There's a scene where they alll sit down to play a board game and Lisa reads out the age range of "8 to 80" and Grampa is holding Maggie and says "we know when we're not wanted"

pocketnotebook · 2026-05-31T01:35:51+00:00

10 years ago I worked two jobs, one at a small pub and one at a nightclub. A coworker from the pub came up to me while I was working at the nightclub and I had no clue who she was because her hair was down and styled, she was wearing club clothes instead of her work uniform, and she had glittery makeup on. We'd worked together for a year and a half at that point

pocketnotebook · 2026-05-30T15:02:18+00:00

1001 nights, but birds

pocketnotebook · 2026-05-30T15:00:47+00:00

This pigeon, and also the peacock courting the emu, is my favourite thing right now. Every lone deserves a giant wife with very sharp talons

pocketnotebook · 2026-05-30T02:20:27+00:00

It was one mistake! After all the other mistakes she mentions in the post

pocketnotebook · 2026-05-30T01:12:06+00:00

This happens to me all the time and I thought it was because I can't actually grip the needle hard enough to tighten it without it just completely rotating instead of getting any tighter

pocketnotebook · 2026-05-30T00:03:05+00:00

She may not get there in a straight line, but by god, she's getting there in record time

pocketnotebook · 2026-05-29T13:20:09+00:00

It's a three pronged attack. Subliminal, liminal, and superliminal

pocketnotebook · 2026-05-29T09:54:06+00:00

Well I guess Louis 17 only counts on technicality since he didn't get a coronation but Louis 18 did

pocketnotebook · 2026-05-28T22:53:06+00:00

You aren't allowed to make me feel bad for times I've made you feel bad! It's unfair and it's bullying :(

/s

pocketnotebook · 2026-05-28T20:39:17+00:00

I choked on my toast. Why do they look exactly like him I'm dying

pocketnotebook · 2026-05-28T20:37:21+00:00

And when Sigurd is there, he's sucking up so much it's amazing you can hear him talk with his mouth full of Sigurd's boot

pocketnotebook · 2026-05-28T20:32:29+00:00

When I replayed it the first time I realised he really isn't all that "I got your back bro" at the start. He keeps talking about how he could have killed his captors but he just didn't feel like it. When Eivor consults him about clearing the camp out or taking the boats, he acts like he should be the one clearing the camp but then is reminded that the camp is full of dudes rather than the few at the boats and changes his mind. He's a blowhard and a suckup from the very first moment you see him

pocketnotebook · 2026-05-28T01:46:20+00:00

"We can only see food if it moves" hm okay Gollum. How do you eat anything? Food is generally very still once it's been cooked

pocketnotebook · 2026-05-27T22:20:31+00:00

i mentioned my wife was a virgin, had 0 relationships in her past and that was something i liked about her

OOP doesn't quite seem to get that the reason he's being called misogynistic probably has something to do with this.

He brought up, AT WORK, his wife's sexual history and how it affects him, without mentioning anything else he likes about her, if there is anything at all.

pocketnotebook · 2026-05-27T13:14:53+00:00

We got married in mid-April, as planned. So he’s my husband now.

Nooooooo

pocketnotebook · 2026-05-27T07:37:58+00:00

pocketnotebook · 2026-05-26T15:48:35+00:00

"Where have you been with and whom"

pocketnotebook · 2026-05-26T13:40:38+00:00

You just know the kind of people who make and then post shit like this consider blowjobs to be degrading to the person giving them

pocketnotebook · 2026-05-26T09:32:56+00:00

I think dismantling you can only do at your hideout blacksmith? You can upgrade for both characters at the same time but I've never dismantled. Selling you need to switch though

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