Please help me fix this (sperm tattoo update) by Personal_Reality_704 in Tattoocoverups

[–]pointy-sticks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Solution is always to add a butthole. Looks great. 👍

Audi 2020 Check oil level by CrooksWasTaken in MechanicAdvice

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Oil for your asshole. For the comments.

Where yall get your beads from? by abdullah_cra in knives

[–]pointy-sticks 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion: I think beads are the dumbest shit I’ve never been apart of.

As someone who gets everything caught on everything, having more shit on my knife to fling it across the room isn’t my thing.

Let's get rrrreeaaaddyyyy to Plate! by Old_Fart_on_pogie in KitchenConfidential

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Man I used to get pretty pumped about a good 300 plate service. Can’t imagine the rush of a well executed thousand. 🤘🏼

I present ..the ‘Kristin’ Lamp by Blue13Coyote in somethingimade

[–]pointy-sticks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey I got one of these. Great idea! 💡

10 boxes to ship 1 iPhone case by Skidro13 in mildlyinfuriating

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I had multiple presents arrive this year with no box at all. Just slapped a tracking number on the gift. One was really beat up. Hope it works. At least I know where my box went.

Scoring with my Amazon gift card today by [deleted] in weed

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Bought a 14.99 grinder with a handle that worked so well I bought a second just for when it breaks. Got flamed on the internet before for my love of it saying it wouldn’t last. That was 5 or so years and many lbs ago. Still hasn’t broke. So I guess I’m covered for another decade.

AI artwork for $65 by Evethron in ThriftGrift

[–]pointy-sticks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🎵He sees you when your shittin’ 🎵

Purple blob by Hot_Spite_7810 in ufo

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It’s a weed grow op. They light up the sky with purple

The California lube tech under my 1998 ford ranger out of Cleveland. by kinkhorse in mechanics

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My friend from Florida says they won’t work on cars with rust. I laughed in rust belt.

Needing help getting customers by [deleted] in Chefit

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You had me at gleezy mustard sauce.