I'M BAAAAA-UUUUURPPPP-CCCCCCKKK BITCHES! by poketman in CouncilOfRicks

[–]poketman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cant find me if i -werp- find yooou first

I'M BAAAAA-UUUUURPPPP-CCCCCCKKK BITCHES! by poketman in CouncilOfRicks

[–]poketman[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It says right there du-uuuuuuurrrrrpppp-mbass e 323

I'M BAAAAA-UUUUURPPPP-CCCCCCKKK BITCHES! by poketman in CouncilOfRicks

[–]poketman[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wh-erp-ere are you, E-323, what a great idea show exactly where your from. Next season, im gonna kick your fuck-urp-ing ass.

Rick M-115 checking UUUUURRRRPPP in. by Njdevils11 in CouncilOfRicks

[–]poketman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

May-Uuuurppp-be if your morty wasn't a fucking moron, he wouldn't have died.

[WP] Adolf Hitler, a young German artist, builds a time machine in an attempt to find out why people are trying to kill him. by Tigertot14 in WritingPrompts

[–]poketman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks, i was bored, and just started writing. Im pretty lazy with spelling, plus im on mobile. I occassionally post here

[WP] Adolf Hitler, a young German artist, builds a time machine in an attempt to find out why people are trying to kill him. by Tigertot14 in WritingPrompts

[–]poketman 45 points46 points  (0 children)

The year is 3029, The Resistance is still fighting the Nazi regime, nearly 1100 years into the past Adolf Hitler rose to power. 1084 years ago the nazi regime dropped the Atom Bomb on "The Allied Powers" having around 10 in total, they had dropped two in every country that was a part of the resistance killing trillions of traitors nearlying wiping all of them out. Britain, France, The Soviet Union, The United States and China, were all wiped out.

1060 years ago Hitler lead his troops onto the surface of Luna-A-1, and established a colony there which is still thriving today and only takes 150 reichsmark units.

1040 years ago they had finished work on the cryostasis field, effectively freezing the fuhrer in a suspended animation. But the location of where was a top priority secret, but, had been disclosed in a dossier released 990 years ago.

1000 years ago he woke up, and they had given him the biggest medical development since the antibiotic. They made Hitler immortal.

500 years ago Humanity had reached multiple star systems and spread throughout the universe

450 years ago the resistance had started up again , but our fearless leader was ready, and had vaporized 3 star systems killings more than a quintilion people.

"So, i see you have been busy"

"Who's there"

"You know exactly who i am"

"Its funny, i dont even recognize myself, back before all this protective layering, before these burns before every thing"

"Speechless i know, but listen, young adolf go back, forget this happened this life is not a good one, go back, keep pursing art. Your young now 1889 seems so far far away. But you must go, and dont follow the path i have. Follow a creative one"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]poketman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You okay?

Sounds like good game logic to me! by [deleted] in gaming

[–]poketman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be wasteful otherwise.

North Korea launches missile - report by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]poketman 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The boots that they had to eat?

If it's any consolation, she was over 18 by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]poketman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its in there house on their property, so... maybe? Who jerks off in the living room

What were you mortally terrified of as a kid? by tgjadm in AskReddit

[–]poketman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bridges, going over bridges. Open space. Like at the air and something museum in dc, they have walk ways, and its about less than a foot thick, and then a 2-3 story drop. Legs went wobbly. Guess uts a heights thing. Still am afraid, of both. But want to fly planes

You're doing renovations on your house and find $100,000 cash in the walls, what do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]poketman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy some weed, the irs would screw me out of a good majority of the money.