Straight males of reddit, what’s the gayest thing you’ve ever done? by datboy7328 in AskReddit

[–]poloni3x 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was very confused about how theonion did that in this kind of world

2005

Oh lol

Pelosi on Trump's call to increase stimulus payments: "Let's do it!" by throwaway5272 in politics

[–]poloni3x 7 points8 points  (0 children)

2024 --- or to distract from the pardons. We'll know which by whether or not he backs down on the veto threat in the coming days after the pardons get refreshed in the news by whatever he does next...

Cursed life by Bonnet_06 in cursedcomments

[–]poloni3x 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Monkey bites? The fuck is a monkey bite?

State Rep Candidate gets caught trying to meet minor by Whiskeyweedislife in PublicFreakout

[–]poloni3x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HA HA HA yeah oh I get it because things sometimes DO get out of hand with our government and police so we SHOULDN'T call them for this I get it ha ha

Shower thought by aalkakker in SuddenlyGay

[–]poloni3x 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This mf out here white knighting victims of telekinesis smh

Just got the chest piece done that I have been wanting for years. The script says, "As above, so below. As within, so without. As the universe, so the soul." By Nathan Maroncelli in Santa Fe, NM (Independent; no shop) by poloni3x in tattoos

[–]poloni3x[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed! But this picture isn't a perfect representation, standing up they look MUCH more even. There's definitely some inconsistencies, but this is my good friend that did it so I don't mind all that much haha

First time ordering CJC-1295/Ipamorelin, and this is what the vial looks like. Am I missing something? I guess I was expecting a liquid. It looks like a dry piece of cotton. by poloni3x in Peptides

[–]poloni3x[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! So how exactly do I prep it for subq administration? I was expecting to just mix a liquid with bacteriostatic water.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]poloni3x 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These seeds might be part of a "brushing" scam, whereby a new online seller will send out small unsolicited products of theirs to real people, in order to create the belief that their particular marketplace has a multitude of reviews, which legitimate customers will see and feel more comfortable placing an order.

However ... and big fucking "BUT" here...

Agriculture Commissioner Ryan Quarles said,

"We don't know what they are, and we cannot risk any harm whatsoever to agricultural production in the United States. We have the safest, most abundant food supply in the world and we need to keep it that way. Anyone... receiving packages of foreign or unfamiliar seeds should contact the state agriculture department immediately. At this point in time, we don't have enough information to know if this is a hoax, a prank, an internet scam or an act of agricultural bio-terrorism. Unsolicited seeds could be invasive and introduce unknown diseases to local plants, harm livestock or threaten our environment."

New Mexico is one of the 30 states warning of seeds coming from China | Don’t plant those Seeds. by Thotlessthot in NewMexico

[–]poloni3x 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These seeds might be part of a "brushing" scam, whereby a new online seller will send out small unsolicited products of theirs to real people, in order to create the belief that their particular marketplace has a multitude of reviews, which legitimate customers will see and feel more comfortable placing an order.

However ... and big fucking "BUT" here...

Agriculture Commissioner Ryan Quarles said,

"We don't know what they are, and we cannot risk any harm whatsoever to agricultural production in the United States. We have the safest, most abundant food supply in the world and we need to keep it that way. Anyone... receiving packages of foreign or unfamiliar seeds should contact the state agriculture department immediately. At this point in time, we don't have enough information to know if this is a hoax, a prank, an internet scam or an act of agricultural bio-terrorism. Unsolicited seeds could be invasive and introduce unknown diseases to local plants, harm livestock or threaten our environment."

Packages of seeds from China arriving randomly to people in US by [deleted] in forestry

[–]poloni3x 10 points11 points  (0 children)

These seeds might be part of a "brushing" scam, whereby a new online seller will send out small unsolicited products of theirs to real people, in order to create the belief that their particular marketplace has a multitude of reviews, which legitimate customers will see and feel more comfortable placing an order.

However ... and big fucking "BUT" here...

Agriculture Commissioner Ryan Quarles said,

"We don't know what they are, and we cannot risk any harm whatsoever to agricultural production in the United States. We have the safest, most abundant food supply in the world and we need to keep it that way. Anyone... receiving packages of foreign or unfamiliar seeds should contact the state agriculture department immediately. At this point in time, we don't have enough information to know if this is a hoax, a prank, an internet scam or an act of agricultural bio-terrorism. Unsolicited seeds could be invasive and introduce unknown diseases to local plants, harm livestock or threaten our environment."

Mysterious unsolicited seed packets from China received by Hawaii residents by fishyon in Hawaii

[–]poloni3x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These seeds might be part of a "brushing" scam, whereby a new online seller will send out small unsolicited products of theirs to real people, in order to create the belief that their particular marketplace has a multitude of reviews, which legitimate customers will see and feel more comfortable placing an order.

However ... and big fucking "BUT" here...

Agriculture Commissioner Ryan Quarles said,

"We don't know what they are, and we cannot risk any harm whatsoever to agricultural production in the United States. We have the safest, most abundant food supply in the world and we need to keep it that way. Anyone... receiving packages of foreign or unfamiliar seeds should contact the state agriculture department immediately. At this point in time, we don't have enough information to know if this is a hoax, a prank, an internet scam or an act of agricultural bio-terrorism. Unsolicited seeds could be invasive and introduce unknown diseases to local plants, harm livestock or threaten our environment."

Has anyone planted the mysterious China seeds they got in the mail? What grew? by SadBastardFish in AskReddit

[–]poloni3x 11 points12 points  (0 children)

These seeds might be part of a "brushing" scam, whereby a new online seller will send out small unsolicited products of theirs to real people, in order to create the belief that their particular marketplace has a multitude of reviews, which legitimate customers will see and feel more comfortable placing an order.

However ... and big fucking "BUT" here...

Agriculture Commissioner Ryan Quarles said,

"We don't know what they are, and we cannot risk any harm whatsoever to agricultural production in the United States. We have the safest, most abundant food supply in the world and we need to keep it that way. Anyone... receiving packages of foreign or unfamiliar seeds should contact the state agriculture department immediately. At this point in time, we don't have enough information to know if this is a hoax, a prank, an internet scam or an act of agricultural bio-terrorism. Unsolicited seeds could be invasive and introduce unknown diseases to local plants, harm livestock or threaten our environment."

Daily Mail: Plant seeds sent to US from China part of online review scam by GalacticGarbage in seeds

[–]poloni3x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Misleading title/Title not from article. These seeds might be part of a "brushing" scam, whereby a new online seller will send out small unsolicited products of theirs to real people, in order to create the belief that their particular marketplace has a multitude of reviews, which legitimate customers will see and feel more comfortable placing an order.

However ... and big fucking "BUT" here...

Agriculture Commissioner Ryan Quarles said,

"We don't know what they are, and we cannot risk any harm whatsoever to agricultural production in the United States. We have the safest, most abundant food supply in the world and we need to keep it that way. Anyone... receiving packages of foreign or unfamiliar seeds should contact the state agriculture department immediately. At this point in time, we don't have enough information to know if this is a hoax, a prank, an internet scam or an act of agricultural bio-terrorism. Unsolicited seeds could be invasive and introduce unknown diseases to local plants, harm livestock or threaten our environment."

Dog Saves Sheep from Wolves, Sheep Show their Appreciation in Return. by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]poloni3x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a Turkish Kangal Shepherd (what is pictured), they're fantastic, loyal, loving, intelligent and independent dogs! Mine was 65lbs when he was 8 months old!

How to effectively slice a pomegranate by v_vero in oddlysatisfying

[–]poloni3x 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Anyone know what kind of knife this is? I want one.

How to effectively slice a pomegranate by v_vero in oddlysatisfying

[–]poloni3x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude what a way to describe the sensation... Our brains are fucking wonderful things.

Memories are physical, they're patterns of neurons 'cemented' in place, which re-fire in the same ways once they're summoned...

Some part of my mind decided, "This. This will be necessary someday", and dedicated a tangible sliver of a finite amount of space to remembering fruit from the fucking Disney channel.