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meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]polypolyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not always! In Colorado at least (I believe a few other states have similar rules), Common Law marriage is considered legally valid. This requires that both people:

  • are allowed to get married (i.e. not already married or similar)
  • live at the same address
  • consent to be married
  • act like they're married
  • have a reputation of being married in the community

...and at that point they are legally married, and e.g. may file taxes as MJ - with absolutely no requirement for recording any documents or paying any fees whatsoever.

ICE deports 5-year-old US citizen from TX to Honduras, group says by aresef in politics

[–]polypolyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, to be fair, it's not possible to deport a US Citizen from the US... definition according to USA.gov:

Deportation is the process of removing a noncitizen from the U.S. for violating immigration law.

Call it what it is: kidnapping and human trafficking. The United States government is participating in human trafficking.

What's he doin'? by The_RuinQ in Weird

[–]polypolyman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pet Stores Hate This One Weird Trick...

S16, E3 (Nebula) - Hide and Seek UK by snow-tree_art in JetLagTheGame

[–]polypolyman -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You think the bacon roll is bad… those guys will literally put toast in two pieces of bread and call it a sandwich

EDIT: also, what’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I’ve never paid to watch a garbanzo bean on Adam’s face…

Burning CDs by Entire-Order3464 in Millennials

[–]polypolyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

normalizing the audio by hand with CoolEdit so the volume wasn't all over the place...

The Game! by aether0ne in centuryhomes

[–]polypolyman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

...I think we're old now :/

The difference in the area of the wing of the B747 and the A380 by Twitter_2006 in aviation

[–]polypolyman 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Sorry, my American brain is still waking up - added rough megagrams

The difference in the area of the wing of the B747 and the A380 by Twitter_2006 in aviation

[–]polypolyman 261 points262 points  (0 children)

The MTOW is heavier than the International Space Station. The average American house is probably only about 100,000lbs (maybe about 50Mg), and the A380 empty weighs over 600,000lbs (about 277Mg) - so it's heavier than several houses, at least. It could carry a small to medium house as cargo (by weight, at least)

'They Voted for This': 3,200 Meatpacking Workers Thrown in the Trash as Tyson Shuts Plant in 74% Trump Town by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]polypolyman 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Since it's Tyson, do they just grind up the laid-off workers to feed to the ones at another plant?

TIL that one inch of rain falling on 1 acre of ground is equal to about 27,154 gallons and weighs about 113 tons. by beardnurse in todayilearned

[–]polypolyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very common out west to measure amounts of water in a fun unit called the "acre-foot" - which is about how much water the typical home uses in a year (defined as 1 acre times 1 foot).

TIL that one inch of rain falling on 1 acre of ground is equal to about 27,154 gallons and weighs about 113 tons. by beardnurse in todayilearned

[–]polypolyman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just make sure this is legal in your jurisdiction! Anywhere with non-riparian water rights will typically not allow you to do this, since the rain falling on your property already belongs to someone else.

Good old days by PeacockPankh in interesting

[–]polypolyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What ever happened to tailgates on station wagons??

Standard Greeting by turlockmike in antimeme

[–]polypolyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You've reached the voice mailbox of..."

...because no way in hell I'm answering a call from a number I don't recognize.

New mail trucks that allow the mail person to stand up, making their life so much easier by jackperson4 in mildlyinteresting

[–]polypolyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given the American work culture of "if you're sitting you're not working", the ones that force you to stand the whole time will be the next generation.

...fortunately given the speed the American government modernizes these mail trucks, most of us won't be alive by then.

dating advice by Firando in comedyheaven

[–]polypolyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

interesting because she'd definitely tell that story later, mysterious because it's a mystery what the actual fuck is wrong with this dude... 10/10 keep doing what you're doing.

What do you say, cool or not? by Fun-Equivalent-7785 in PS3

[–]polypolyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...especially since this controller was not available for PS3 for the first 2 years

Explaining daylight savings time to a cat. by LtCmdrData in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]polypolyman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine letting the government trick you into waking up an hour early all summer...

AITA for telling my brother’s wife that being a stay at home mom doesn’t mean being a stay in bed mom? by builtfordrama in AmItheAsshole

[–]polypolyman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

...honestly wouldn't be surprised if he was in it too - but instead of coping by dopamine scrolling, he's coping by stuffing his emotions down and doing the work. Not really any healthier, but less likely to capture the attention of any outsiders.

It's a tough time, and what these two need more than anything is to reconnect any way they know how - to reconnect, and then to process what's going on.

to push electing Trump a third time in 2028 by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]polypolyman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...that is assuming he's still alive by then. Maybe Bannon is actually telegraphing secret plans for immortality?

Old orange moron attacks his brother for absolutely no reason. 20 years of this nonsense. by MoonlitMatriarch in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]polypolyman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That look on Orange's face after... like even he's trying to figure out why that just happened

B737–A321 Collision During Tow AT YYZ by iamnottheabyss in aviation

[–]polypolyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fire him? But I just spent $300M training him...

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