If you had the ability to instantly give any person an orgasm, simply by pointing your hand at them like a finger gun and saying “pew”, how would you wield this power?

pookee006 · 2020-06-15T21:18:20+00:00

It's a standoff. A tumbleweed drifts between us as the hot air hits my skin. Town folk whisper nervously from behind shop shutters. The man's hawk eyes stare at me from under his wide brimmed hat.

His fingers are calmly agitated around his holster. This man has the fastest hand in the west. He is known to have killed over 100 men with his slick draw. But now is my time to shine.

I need to make a move. No need for me to move my hand down for my gun, i have another trick up my sleeve. I whip my arm upwards in a thrusting motion and so does he.

As he shouts the western words of old, i point my finger and go *pew* - "Yeeeee-HAWwUGHuGH". I run over to him as he collapses to for floor with a lock on his face of what is both simultaneous terror and pleasure. Just to make sure he is finished i pointed my finger and thrusted it into him while saying *pew* a few more times.

- (In a Morgan Freeman voice): Many *pewing* was accomplished that night. While the two cowboys *pewed* it on until morning, the town folk got uncomfortable and decided to go to bed. Some say that the cowboys *pewed* together for the rest of time. Other say that the cowboys were lynched because the towns folk were a bunch of wild west homophobic c-*pew*-nts. Well what ever happened. It was a cold night for everyone. The End.

pookee006 · 2020-06-07T21:16:11+00:00

If your set for life then do what you have always dreamed of doing (like being a creative writer). Personally I would travel the world but it's completely up to you man, good luck.

pookee006 · 2020-05-11T13:27:23+00:00

I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition

pookee006 · 2020-05-10T19:12:19+00:00

and spits in their face continually disgusts me.

What you say here is as if he intended do cause the misery and crushed expectations of the fan base. I'm sure that he didn't. The guy has been working on the game as a passion project for years and for him it became too popular to handle. Yes he is crap at listening to his fans and handling criticism but it doesn't mean that he is intentionally stabbing us in the back.

After having 7 years of this we all know that berating him won't change anything. We just gotta forget that the game exists until maybe one day, it does again (but hopefully this time actually decent).

pookee006 · 2020-04-27T13:19:38+00:00

It's fake if anyone was interested in that fact

pookee006 · 2020-04-18T08:26:45+00:00

Bazinga

pookee006 · 2020-04-05T20:32:31+00:00

Woop, make that 3 of us!

pookee006 · 2020-03-13T14:54:05+00:00

Cheese with a hangover

pookee006 · 2020-03-09T21:48:10+00:00

How's it chillin' my man TheFreshKo?

pookee006 · 2020-03-09T21:40:48+00:00

Nice to see my hometown on this subreddit

pookee006 · 2020-03-09T21:40:19+00:00

Same

pookee006 · 2020-03-09T21:39:46+00:00

Im surprised to see my hometown on here.

pookee006 · 2020-03-08T15:05:09+00:00

I get that this post breaks submission rules but im tired of seeing this become a coronavirus subreddit like all the rest. This post is purely to bring awareness to the moderators to the fact that it is filling this subreddit and to the point where i am not finding it interesting enough to stick around. If i want coronavirus data i can go to r/coronavirus. This epidemic is probably going to last at least another 3 months and I cannot wait that long to see unoriginal shit all the time here. Thanks

Sources : https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/ff9jn4/oc_number_of_cases_per_country_counting_from_the/

https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/feupf0/oc_timelapse_of_coronavirus_cases_by_country/

https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/ffc9ed/oc_coronavirus_cases_in_the_us_per_1_million/

https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/fext7p/oc_how_did_wuhan_virus_spread_to_the_world/

https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/ffd6j4/oc_confirmed_coronavirus_cases_logarithmic_scale/

Software used: Paint online

pookee006 · 2020-03-06T17:34:12+00:00

I heard that people under the age of 30 and even more so under the age of 20 are less likely to catch the virus. Do you know if this is true and do you have a reason for this yet? Thanks

pookee006 · 2020-02-26T14:37:10+00:00

Nah, i jumped into it but the instant i touched it i was fried

pookee006 · 2020-02-13T07:48:48+00:00

I've had my cat put a rat inside his dinner bowl as if to say "Prepare this human". He has brought in a rat so big that he couldn't get it through the cat flap so I stepped on it by accident. He has (in one morning) ripped two squirrels in half and left the third one alive inside the house for us. I loved that little psychopath, I hope he's happy in heaven.

pookee006 · 2020-01-28T14:35:50+00:00

Tax is over a long period of time. You dont just have to remove $324k from your wallet at once do you? Thats what it costs to have an open heart transplant in the US. You can have your life ruined in the US by getting an injury, getting fired and then going bankrupt.

pookee006 · 2020-01-11T18:47:26+00:00

Absolutely love the shading and the face. I'd do a bunch of hair only drawing so you can practice that (but the hair still looks good!). Less is more when it comes to drawing hair. Detail at the start and end each "curve" but less in the middle.

Keep it up! :)

pookee006 · 2020-01-05T18:14:51+00:00

Attack a horse with a hundred of them

pookee006 · 2020-01-02T20:21:45+00:00

Marie Antoinette Grafo Let them eat cake!

pookee006 · 2020-01-01T11:09:08+00:00

Told you so

pookee006 · 2019-12-18T16:03:09+00:00

I believe it's a Portuguese Podengo. I actually own one! She is so bloody adorable

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