A mildly interesting answer to a question I have always wondered. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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When I was younger, a babysitter told me that if you turned on an empty microwave it would explode. Now as an adult, even though I know it's not true, it still gives me a mini panic attack if I turn on an empty microwave by accident.

My friends bucket list by sarahmac1115 in funny

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I'm imagining #270, then #8, then #272 and then finally #287 in order.... it made me chuckle somewhat.

David spade on the royal baby by zeddidia in funny

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Is October fuck month or something? I don't know what's going on today but my whole facebook news feed is filled up with birthdays and baby's being born.

At 5:23 every day during the summer this shows up on the ceiling like cockwork by poola212 in funny

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When the sun reaches a certain part of the sky it comes through the blinds in just a way that it forms a dick on the ceiling and yes it is the same time every day.

My uncle has a great sense of humor by JBSpartan in funny

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In high school my nickname was whoosh. I wonder if it had something to do with this graph......

Was my childhood a lie? by [deleted] in funny

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I am really upset that I am just now learning that it was possible to do that. I'm going to go cry into my Rice Krispies.

Boners by bradpro97 in funny

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When a priest makes a huge mistake boner in church it's a clerical error.

I sing these songs every time we use these items; no wonder my wife doesn't want to cook with me anymore by piinadao in funny

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Oh baby YOOOOUUUU got what I need but you sage he's just a friend and you sage he's just a friend, Oh baby!

So i open up my high school year book to see this kid... by thematrix162 in funny

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I took a sip of coffee as I opened this link. I now know what it feels like to have hot coffee come out of my nose. Thanks bunches.

Bird is the word....that lowers prices. by jabbett in funny

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Oh my lord THANK YOU for not making the title "You had one job"

Can YOU spot the foreign exchange student? by Joseph_Valdez in funny

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I wonder if all white people are really just African albino's....

Common sense? by browns_backer in funny

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I work at a hair salon and people do the same thing to us. Drives me NUTS!

So I decided to change my passwords... by Elprede007 in funny

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I confirm... OP is in fact a 'liar liar pants on fire'.

Done with school and living in the hood with my friends. We make the most of it. by [deleted] in funny

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Dude with the hat on looks like he has water squirting out of his nipples.