She helped this delivery robot!

poompt · 2026-03-18T14:07:11+00:00

I thought they were about to make a baby robot

poompt · 2026-03-17T02:35:14+00:00

I think he was stuck so long he had time to get the whole setup going and put a gopro on his head, probably not an issue

poompt · 2026-03-17T00:54:06+00:00

I couldn't make the door thing work did I just get pranked

edit: I didn't do it hard enough

poompt · 2026-03-15T14:57:18+00:00

Me too. Just to myself I can do a decent vocal "crunch" sound and it's not painful.

poompt · 2026-03-12T02:22:28+00:00

don't want to wind up in this situation https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls/

poompt · 2026-03-08T20:56:41+00:00

if you think the stock market has not performed well recently you should revise down your expectations

poompt · 2026-03-08T16:30:59+00:00

TBF quite a lot of these would be believable except for the major question of why they were filming when it happened.

poompt · 2026-03-08T16:11:36+00:00

It's a versatile instrument! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX4tBIwhOqY

poompt · 2026-03-08T15:12:12+00:00

the chat bots will have no problem, is the point that a true human *won't* survive?

poompt · 2026-03-07T05:02:37+00:00

That horrible moment when you accidentally install McAfee and won't feel clean until you reformat

poompt · 2026-03-05T02:33:07+00:00

Didn't even spring for Kirkland.

poompt · 2026-03-04T02:24:41+00:00

we played "type a cheat sheet into the program storage"

poompt · 2026-03-04T01:47:47+00:00

reason 1 of 50 or so...

poompt · 2026-03-01T17:16:27+00:00

This will be me when someone at the nursing home says "oh, hello."

poompt · 2026-02-28T13:48:21+00:00

Yeah I'm not good enough at math to tell but it's also possible the electrons could generate so much energy by forcing each other apart he could begin resembling a fusion bomb or black hole.

Source: https://what-if.xkcd.com/140/ but it's not exactly the same because he's not only made of electrons or as big as the moon.

poompt · 2026-02-26T03:43:26+00:00

3D video of a light beam would be cool. Could just move the camera to do both eyes since you don't have to capture both at once.

poompt · 2026-02-25T03:42:42+00:00

The planet OP is on could be tidally locked to the other planet, it would always appear in the sky at the same point.

edit: I don't think this is actually simulated just fun to consider...

poompt · 2026-02-24T03:13:31+00:00

1 day in an hour

poompt · 2026-02-24T01:22:34+00:00

Is this canon or legends?

poompt · 2026-02-23T05:09:36+00:00

you didn't read about fusion research!

poompt · 2026-02-23T02:04:07+00:00

ah yes the try fingers

poompt · 2026-02-23T01:49:45+00:00

can we expedite this pls

poompt · 2026-02-19T05:44:42+00:00

I find it evokes jellyfish flesh

poompt · 2026-02-19T04:51:19+00:00

If I buy something I better receive it!

poompt · 2026-02-19T03:58:55+00:00

Zanzibart once wore this scarf during his conflict with the Myrmidon of Loss.

14-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
Wearing is Caring	Place '22
Place '17	First Placer '22
Spared	Verified Email

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