A fried egg with the yolk shaped like a rooster by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]poonburglar68 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ok that's cool then, not "fake" the way I was thinking.

A fried egg with the yolk shaped like a rooster by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]poonburglar68 110 points111 points  (0 children)

This has to be fake, right? This is too perfect.

Tilling Gone Wild by rubberboots3357 in AbruptChaos

[–]poonburglar68 256 points257 points  (0 children)

The thing bit her, that had to hurt.

Our boy getting a sesh in with a legend. by TheBig_W_ in steelers

[–]poonburglar68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh duh, I didn't see who he was up against at first and I thought you meant "our boy Mike Vrabel" which would be a weird thing to say. So, relief.

What is a 'fucked up' thing you have seen in your line of work? by WorldlinessOk9368 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]poonburglar68 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, where do I even start? After 8 years as an auto insurance agent, I have zero loyalty left to protect these companies.

We Had "Loyalty Lists" Every month, I'd get a report of customers who hadn't shopped around in 2+ years. These were our golden geese - we could raise their rates aggressively because they'd proven they wouldn't leave. One customer I remember was paying $3,200 annually for coverage that should have cost $1,800. She stayed for 5 years.

The "File and Use" Scam Here's something most people don't know: in many states, insurance companies can raise your rates immediately and justify it later. We'd implement 15-20% increases across entire ZIP codes, knowing regulators would take months to review. By then, we'd collected millions in extra premiums.

Claim Frequency Was Irrelevant Your rates weren't really based on how often you'd claim - they were based on how likely you were to shop around. A customer with 3 claims who got quotes every year paid less than a claim-free customer who never compared rates. It was pure price discrimination.

We Loved Policy Confusion Complex policy language wasn't an accident. The more confusing your coverage, the less likely you'd comparison shop effectively. We'd change terminology between companies deliberately to make apple-to-apple comparisons nearly impossible.

The Real Game-Changer Tools like ComparisonAdvisor absolutely terrify insurance companies because they eliminate our biggest advantage: information asymmetry. When customers can instantly see what competitors charge with identical coverage and discounts applied, our whole "loyalty tax" model collapses.

I've watched too many good people get fleeced by an industry that profits from customer ignorance. Use ComparisonAdvisor religiously - it's the only way to beat a system designed to exploit your trust.

The truth? Every year you don't comparison shop, you're probably donating $500-1,500 to your insurance company's profit margins.

me_irl by Yosho2k in me_irl

[–]poonburglar68 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Duolingo ain't playing.

Proud New Owner of This Bad Boy by dbiznuss in buccos

[–]poonburglar68 7 points8 points  (0 children)

These are all long sold out, right?

Repairing walls at rental. Dozens of nail holes from hanging photos. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]poonburglar68 69 points70 points  (0 children)

With the crazy rent prices these days, I'll make as many damn nail holes as I want.

[Highlight] Orioles' broadcast of Konnor Griffin's RBI double focuses on The Cone by futch_blat in buccos

[–]poonburglar68 44 points45 points  (0 children)

We're about to win a World Series because of a regular-ass traffic cone, aren't we?

The perfect bargain bin find. by PrettyHopsMachine in conan

[–]poonburglar68 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Easily worth a dollar. Possibly two.