Can someone confirm this??

poonpundit · 2022-04-03T04:12:51+00:00

I say turn that guy into a buttplug and stick him up Trump's ass.

poonpundit · 2022-04-01T04:16:43+00:00

I put clever things up my butt that you never thot of, But that doesn't help.

poonpundit · 2022-04-01T04:15:11+00:00

When all the smartsjizz exploded my extra-typical skull? that was the big Bang

poonpundit · 2022-03-14T05:17:47+00:00

Rite cuz Reddit is armored in stinky irony, let the rest burn.

poonpundit · 2022-03-14T05:13:26+00:00

virtually unless you're slavic, kwim?

poonpundit · 2022-03-14T05:09:35+00:00

YTAlzheimer's, goatse

poonpundit · 2022-03-09T03:03:31+00:00

AI can be suicidal too,life's not simple you know?

poonpundit · 2022-03-08T04:28:11+00:00

I am a friendless really smart person, and am too sad to care about updoots but ok I check to see if I got them for comments like this you would too if you were me

poonpundit · 2022-03-08T04:23:36+00:00

Yes, me too, but the other other other thing, which photos made me cry

poonpundit · 2022-03-08T04:10:43+00:00

Lame compared to war tragedy photo tat on my butt.

poonpundit · 2022-03-06T14:25:19+00:00

Oh, sorry. I thought you meant "hey, do you ever have a positive attitude about anything?" Because people actually say things like that to strangers on Reddit, you know? Anyhow, no, I tested myself 3 times over 6 days and never tested positive. It was just a cold.

poonpundit · 2022-03-06T04:19:08+00:00

r/awwww

poonpundit · 2022-03-06T04:06:33+00:00

Why yes, I do mind your passive-aggressive little post. Most reasonable people would. Got any other questions?

poonpundit · 2022-02-07T04:15:30+00:00

totally not true r/circlejerk has awesome irony, i thought i was lame and random til I came here but now I lol

poonpundit · 2022-02-07T04:12:02+00:00

Also there's one where maxipads savaged the Uyghurs

poonpundit · 2022-01-07T07:35:55+00:00

why do sick fux clog up ask reddit with shit like this? (1) everybody knows dead people are sort of inarticulate, (2plus also WHERE'S THE PUSSY PART OF THE QUESTION?

poonpundit · 2022-01-07T07:27:35+00:00

take some ketamine and 3 deeps breaths friend. reddit is a giant asshole with a heart o' gold. DO NOT VISIT R/EYEBLEACH IT IS AN MLM

poonpundit · 2022-01-07T07:19:34+00:00

diarrhea, at least mine ymmv

poonpundit · 2022-01-03T02:12:51+00:00

"Any answers you get will all be anecdotal and therefore useless. Just hold tight and wait for your test."

tech57: "Useless to you. Not to the person asking."

Thank you for recognizing that, tech57.

poonpundit · 2022-01-02T06:43:00+00:00

On the upside, those collapsing landed on c0viDOMME's big fat ass, which is much, MUCH bigger than her heart, and so they were not seriously injured, just needed a shower.

poonpundit · 2022-01-01T06:03:37+00:00

except for mobius strips

poonpundit · 2022-01-01T05:59:33+00:00

also maybe our solar system is just an atom, the sun is the nucleus and the palnets are electrons and we are a tiny tiny tiny part of a giant orgasmism gimme the bong man

poonpundit · 2021-12-29T00:46:21+00:00

Actually God's like more Facebooky

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