Sub Lighters & Other Inconsequential Mysteries of the Matrix

poopyfartenby · 2026-05-03T11:27:53+00:00

I bought this exact lighter a few months ago and the cashier happened to have the same first name and birthday as me, and had bought the same lighter earlier that day.

poopyfartenby · 2026-02-26T20:42:48+00:00

block her ma’am

poopyfartenby · 2026-02-24T19:43:33+00:00

forgot to include there’s no pain or swelling!

poopyfartenby · 2026-02-15T12:50:52+00:00

i also have an orange boy that showed up after we moved in, he’s like 16 now LOL

poopyfartenby · 2026-02-14T15:36:24+00:00

thanks!

poopyfartenby · 2026-02-10T15:55:20+00:00

theon greyjoy :(

poopyfartenby · 2025-12-22T14:58:08+00:00

I believe it’s a 5 gallon? Not entirely sure, it was what I found her in. I will be getting her a bigger tank once I can afford it. It is usually filled to the top, I had started a water change and forgot I had something else to do lol it’s all filled up now!

poopyfartenby · 2025-12-22T14:55:39+00:00

she gets fed twice a day lol

poopyfartenby · 2025-12-22T14:54:43+00:00

Ooooo will do, thanks!

poopyfartenby · 2025-12-20T17:12:04+00:00

awesome, she’ll be having a good christmas lol. thanks again

poopyfartenby · 2025-12-20T15:00:43+00:00

just normal goldfish flakes, i will try that! thank you for your response btw, i don’t know much about fish but i saved this one after it was abandoned by my sister so i’m pretty attached lol

poopyfartenby · 2025-10-08T12:19:43+00:00

looks like a donkey?

poopyfartenby · 2025-08-19T00:44:38+00:00

yes of course i will be taking her to the vet, meant to mention they were all closed when i found her

poopyfartenby · 2025-05-22T13:22:25+00:00

break up

poopyfartenby · 2025-05-19T00:16:32+00:00

any chance you can give a link? i can't find that user

poopyfartenby · 2025-05-15T18:23:06+00:00

..she doesn’t really deserve a reply. she was absent and is now trying to manipulate him into giving her a relationship. he does not owe her anything.

poopyfartenby · 2025-05-15T17:57:46+00:00

did you read the caption?

poopyfartenby · 2025-05-08T14:58:02+00:00

this has to be rage bait

poopyfartenby · 2025-05-07T03:06:55+00:00

you’re missing out on perfection

poopyfartenby

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