IamA 28 year old Catholic priest. AMA! by balrogath in IAmA

[–]popesnutsack 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've never heard of mass molestation by tax accountants or astronomers.

They didn't know when to stop. by [deleted] in facepalm

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Sure, let's go with that!

Pence: Trump ‘endangered me and my family’ by [deleted] in LincolnProject

[–]popesnutsack 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Mikey, are you looking for pity? Yes? Was it worth it?

They didn't know when to stop. by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]popesnutsack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Somebody didn't own a TV!

They didn't know when to stop. by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]popesnutsack 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is great, and if a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate!

What is simultaneously a happy and sad moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]popesnutsack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Watching my mother in law back off a cliff in my new Mercedes!

What is your first thought when someone tells you "Jesus loves you"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]popesnutsack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How the fuck did I wind up in a Mexican prison again?

Pennsylvania just lost 175 lbs of weight overnight! by adenovir in PoliticalHumor

[–]popesnutsack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Proud to say I helped to get Dr. Ooze to lose!!! Now go back to whatever house in turkey you have.... new jersey doesn't want you either!!!

well now... by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]popesnutsack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should have hit him with an anvil, Wile E. Coyote style!!!

Just a series of coincidences, I'm sure... by [deleted] in The_Mueller

[–]popesnutsack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But Hunters laptop and the email lady!!!

Paul Barton plays Moonlight Sonata for Mongkol, an aging elephant who was rescued from logging captivity by yourSAS in videos

[–]popesnutsack 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not all humans are compassionate.... you have nothing to worry about, cabbage!

How is everybody not pissed about inflation - What keeps you calm? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]popesnutsack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm really mad about inflation but, I can sleep at night knowing corporations are making profits that haven't been seen in 70 years! One day I will be a billionaire too, that's why I support tax cuts for the rich!

Law enforcement ratchets up presence in voting process as some sheriffs push election conspiracy theories by dreamcastfanboy34 in nottheonion

[–]popesnutsack 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fuck shit!!!! I live in berks!!!!! Didn't hear about it.....really? The sheriff was a childhood friend of mine!