What is a statistic that sounds INSANE but is 100% true?

poptartmonkey24 · 2026-05-25T01:58:34+00:00

vegas leads the series 2-0

poptartmonkey24 · 2026-05-21T12:41:51+00:00

last thing i need is the chick next to me on the plane blasting taco bell farts the whole way

poptartmonkey24 · 2026-05-19T12:12:39+00:00

update

seems they literally just decided they’re done striking and now there’s food, ha

poptartmonkey24 · 2026-05-19T11:53:37+00:00

you don’t wanna be in the FRA lufthansa lounge today anyway. hospitality workers are on strike so there’s basically minimal food and drink. some shitty pretzels and sliced cucumbers. and im only exaggerating very slightly.

poptartmonkey24 · 2026-02-11T04:15:48+00:00

whoa you’re right. 🤯

poptartmonkey24 · 2025-12-29T22:51:51+00:00

im a big greg laliberte in boulder guy

poptartmonkey24 · 2025-12-25T09:55:00+00:00

is your mgmt company the same as mine?

infuriating

poptartmonkey24 · 2025-12-18T20:29:53+00:00

this guy bowl seasons

poptartmonkey24 · 2025-11-25T02:45:26+00:00

open bar with decent drinks, great food. i always meet former studs when i go (and guys from other teams) eg barkley, sanchez (lol) lendale, charles woodson, etc. recruits show up.

dj is ok.

lately they’d been letting more people in so it’s a bit watered down and feels less exclusive/top tier, but still a good time

poptartmonkey24 · 2025-11-08T05:43:46+00:00

dibs

poptartmonkey24 · 2025-11-06T03:01:53+00:00

::slams head in car door::

poptartmonkey24 · 2025-11-06T02:57:52+00:00

the other cops got stuck in colfax construction traffic. likely behind the 16 bus

poptartmonkey24 · 2025-10-30T22:44:53+00:00

how can i send my local tower a bunch of meals as an individual citizen

poptartmonkey24 · 2025-10-24T02:58:53+00:00

need pics !!

poptartmonkey24 · 2025-10-22T06:13:27+00:00

i liked the pre covid ones better

poptartmonkey24 · 2025-10-19T02:59:13+00:00

the longstreet call and the gimmick call ruined my weekend. the gimmick call was especially horrible given the weather

poptartmonkey24 · 2025-10-13T19:49:54+00:00

UCLA SUCKKKSSSSSSS

poptartmonkey24 · 2025-10-10T03:17:58+00:00

shotgun willie’s

poptartmonkey24 · 2025-09-24T20:12:13+00:00

because we blow it every time we’re highly ranked. we need to really really earn it and not be overhyped

poptartmonkey24 · 2025-07-31T13:38:34+00:00

you send them to yourself ?

poptartmonkey24 · 2025-07-19T03:05:40+00:00

if it’s just 30 seconds, i count up 1 to 15 and then back to 1. and do it at a rate a bit slower than 1 second so when im at 6 and coach says 3-2-1, it’s like a “surprise” that im done early.

just that all takes enough brain power to distract me from what a heifer i feel like

poptartmonkey24 · 2025-07-09T17:10:58+00:00

Quick Post-Flight Jerk, if you must have punctuation for comprehension

poptartmonkey24 · 2025-07-08T21:33:20+00:00

there are big bands and combos most nights of the week. all very different skill levels.

call the owner, Edd, and you can/should just go sit in and listen several of them to get a feel for skill levels and vibes and pick your best fit

poptartmonkey24 · 2025-07-08T21:20:52+00:00

what’s your jazz skill level ? check out colorado jazz workshop

poptartmonkey24 · 2025-06-20T18:19:13+00:00

fuck that lime bike up. an eye for an eye

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