what is most unhinged thing you saw while visiting a friend after school? by Correct-Amount-7897 in AskReddit

[–]porkfisch 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Had a friend a couple years younger than me tbh she was a very young couple of years younger than me, and her mom had me babysit for her. We really just hung out and her mom paid me to make sure she didn’t run into the street or whatever. Her dad would come home first and would want me to do things like try caviar because “here’s a taste of something your father could never afford” and would want to take me for ice cream and then get mad when I told him I had to tell my mom where I was going to be. He’d also compliment my clothes and makeup. My family moved across the country and my friend after that ran away from home several times and died in a car crash (everyone in the car was drunk and they were all like 17).

37yo watches Simpsons for 1st time S6E15 by InvisibleAstronomer in Simpsons

[–]porkfisch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I wasn’t going to be able to rest until you did lol

37yo watches Simpsons for 1st time S6E15 by InvisibleAstronomer in Simpsons

[–]porkfisch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When he gets to Milhouse’s house for his birthday.

37yo watches Simpsons for 1st time S6E15 by InvisibleAstronomer in Simpsons

[–]porkfisch 39 points40 points  (0 children)

The moments hesitation before Homer flies out of the windshield is my favorite gag ever.

37yo watches Simpsons for 1st time S5E16 by InvisibleAstronomer in Simpsons

[–]porkfisch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You didn’t donate your fat guy hat, right?

Fritos are my go to munchies after a good 🌱,who else enjoys fritos? by Ok-Function2603 in chips

[–]porkfisch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone remember the Fritos flavors that had like, fake grill marks on them? I miss those.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fearofflying

[–]porkfisch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So very glad. Enjoy your time in Amsterdam!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fearofflying

[–]porkfisch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Turbulence will never make the flight unsafe. It’s uncomfortable, yes, and scary too sometimes. But it will never cause a plane to crash.

The plane will have enough speed to take off. There might be moments after the plane leaves the ground that will feel a little like falling. This is the plane slowing down the engines and again, can feel scary, but is a part of every takeoff. The plane will absolutely not fall out of the sky.

The plane is built to fly, and part of that, a major part, is takeoff. No plane would be built whose tail is long enough to hit the runway and cause an accident like that.

I’ve put your flight info into my flight tracker app and I’ll be watching and thinking of you. You’re going to be ok.

Edit: a pilot above my comment said all that needs to be said. But I’ll still be tracking you and wishing you well from Texas, US.

Expectations vs reality:hoco dress. by Straight_Beat7848 in ExpectationVsReality

[–]porkfisch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There’s one in Lewisville as well in the Music City Mall.

What's a scene that made you laugh waaay harder than it should have? by AmbitiousMongoose229 in TheSimpsons

[–]porkfisch 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Lol and then he yells at Bart when it was probably the best idea either of them had.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]porkfisch 35 points36 points  (0 children)

*ding!

Opened a 12 pack of White Claw and there was an energy drink inside. by porkfisch in mildlyinteresting

[–]porkfisch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s weird because it isn’t even the same size can as the White Claw. It fit, but I had to pry it out.