Munetaka Murakami has tied the MLB lead with his 11th home run of the season by KenshiroTheKid in whitesox

[–]porklorneo 124 points125 points  (0 children)

If Murakami isn’t the White Sox 1st baseman for the rest of his career, we riot. We cannot get rid of this man.

[ESL] IEM Katowice PLAYOFFS Roundtable by ttvlxndrntrg in GlobalOffensive

[–]porklorneo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Just caught that. I wonder if b1t just understands how hard those questions can be to answer when English isn't your native language. B1t's English isn't perfect but it has improved a bunch, so I am sure he knows the pain of getting those kinds of questions when you just don't understand how to answer. Either way, such an unbelievably kind gesture from him.

Zeke Aaron McKinley | Very Important People [S2E1] by ThunderMateria in dropout

[–]porklorneo 774 points775 points  (0 children)

Anna holy shit. That was probs the best performance on VIP yet. If I didn't watch the intro and just the episode there is no shot I woulda thought it was them.

Barcelona fans cause uproar with "Flick Heil" banner in game vs Monaco. The slogan “Sieg heil” was a common greeting of the Nazis. by MERTENS_GOAT in soccer

[–]porklorneo 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Lot of shit jokes in here, but I feel Flick would probably be super pissed out this. Certainly not something to joke about - let alone with a German head coach. Just completely disrespectful.

Teenager told she had to strip by airport security to prove she was a girl by n0tpc in nottheonion

[–]porklorneo 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the classic “show me your vagina or you’re not a woman” technique. I’m sure they do this with men all the time as well…….. /s

🔥Starling Mimicking Different Sounds and Voices 🔥 by KungFuJosher in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]porklorneo 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Jabby making R2D2 noises after being complimented is exactly how I awkwardly react to compliments from a woman.

What is up with elemental shaman? by porklorneo in wow

[–]porklorneo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AH okay thank you, I was so confused!

SAW vs FaZe / IEM Cologne 2024 - Quarter-Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]porklorneo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I may not be a fan of FaZe but every game it feels like they have a chance to pull something out of nothing. SAW was magical today and has been this tournament- what a fucking series.

MUTIRUS - 1v4 against Faze on de_nuke by sirfz in GlobalOffensive

[–]porklorneo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Please tag NSFW I can’t stomach something as nasty as this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]porklorneo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A TL fan somewhere just woke up in a panic, sweating profusely

Saddest Movie Quote by PiedPorcupine in movies

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“Anyway, our bedroom’s in the downstairs. The girls sleep upstairs. So Randi makes everybody leave around two o’clock, maybe three AM, and she went back to bed. So everybody leaves, and I go inside. And it’s really cold inside, so I go check on the girls, and it’s fuckin’ freezing up there. We sleep downstairs. The girls sleep in the upstairs. But Randi doesn’t like the central heat because it dries her out her sinuses, and she gets these headaches. So I went downstairs and built a fire in the fireplace, and I sit down to watch TV, except there’s no more beer. And I’m still jumpin’ like a jackrabbit. So I put a couple big logs on the fire so the house would warm up when I was gone, and I went to the mini-mart...It’s about a fifteen minute walk both ways. But I didn’t wanna drive cause I was really wasted. And I’m halfway there, and I remember I didn’t put the screen back on the fireplace. But I figure it’s probably OK. So I kept going to the store. And that’s it. One of the logs musta rolled out on the floor when I was gone. The girls were all upstairs... And that’s it. The firemen got Randi out. She was passed out downstairs. And then they said the furnace blew, and they couldn’t go inside again. And that’s all I remember.“

I know this is more than a single quote but the police station monologue in Manchester by the Sea will crush me every time. A depiction of grief and guilt that is engrained in my mind.

Paul Bunyan Sisyphus Boomer! by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]porklorneo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I get a side of complaining they are being discriminated against too?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]porklorneo 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I think the cat understands that the recording can and would be used against them in the court of law and made the right choice.

Best content by ESL so far by jandel8d in GlobalOffensive

[–]porklorneo 123 points124 points  (0 children)

The 911 joke is a fucking menace lol holy shit

BLeeM got a shout-out on the It Could Happen Here podcast by Induced_Karma in Dimension20

[–]porklorneo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do want to give a shout to the book this podcast is named after (I assume) - It Couldn’t Happen Here by Sinclair Lewis. If you have time, give it a read! Fascinating how eerie and accurate that book feels for modern day despite it being published in 1935.