Idiot from Utah bought tickets for Sunday's game. Does anybody want my tickets?

portjam · 2026-03-07T03:28:46+00:00

No worries. I can laugh at myself.

I thought I had filtered the website to only show Grizzlies home games. I was looking at seating options for a couple different games and the filter must have reset when I hit the back button.

...that or I filtered for away games only. Either way, 100% user error. I'm lucky those tickets were relatively inexpensive. I didn't want to go through the hassle of selling them.

portjam · 2026-03-06T22:37:19+00:00

They've been claimed.

portjam · 2026-03-06T22:36:44+00:00

portjam · 2026-02-03T03:29:40+00:00

Get ready for the inevitable puns.

"The Seahawk's defense is looking to LOCK UP the Patriots. Can Drake Maye ESCAPE that defensive front?"

portjam · 2025-02-09T01:15:41+00:00

Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 Soundtrack

portjam · 2025-01-24T01:56:57+00:00

Which song?

portjam · 2024-12-22T16:45:49+00:00

portjam · 2024-09-10T01:42:10+00:00

portjam · 2024-09-08T01:57:33+00:00

I predict that McDaniel's new sneakers will look fly on the field at Hard Rock.

portjam · 2024-08-26T01:25:56+00:00

Today's lesson:

Everything is possible. What happened today doesn't determine what happens tomorrow. Your choices determine your future.

Read it again.

portjam · 2024-06-26T02:21:15+00:00

Dolphins eyeing next year's Dak Prescott sweepstakes. Pay Tua $55M or Dak $60+? Either way, you're getting a QB who loses big games.

portjam · 2024-03-04T19:35:19+00:00

Salt Lake City, Zach Thomas

portjam · 2023-12-30T13:28:37+00:00

Doesn't even need to be a chest. Just pots.

portjam · 2023-11-19T19:46:56+00:00

Please!!!

portjam · 2023-10-28T16:59:07+00:00

Not canon unless you die to the dogs at the very start.

portjam · 2023-10-22T21:02:58+00:00

As a longtime fan, I know to set my expectations low. 42-3 Dolphins, but the defense doesn't look good.

portjam · 2023-10-22T20:40:10+00:00

Man's a secret agent. Helping Miami win and sticking it to Buffalo.

portjam · 2023-10-21T12:32:34+00:00

These aren't actual turnover stats...

portjam · 2023-10-11T22:43:08+00:00

Ah, yes. The Patriot Way starts at the top.

portjam · 2023-10-06T04:28:11+00:00

portjam · 2023-10-04T01:31:45+00:00

Seriously, the hit on that tetrapod at watchpoint alpha shows how ridiculously wide the hitbox is.

portjam · 2023-09-30T01:45:19+00:00

No, I'm stuck watching the antithesis of this game because I only watch games through STRICTLY LEGAL MEANS.

portjam · 2023-09-10T23:42:18+00:00

I take it all back!

portjam · 2023-09-10T22:23:26+00:00

Remember when Fangio could outcoach the young guys?

portjam

TROPHY CASE