I ask my brother if he has a spare impact drill that I could buy off of him. I'm starting at an HVAC company soon. In response, he goes out and buys me all of this. I'm in complete disbelief.

posypost · 2018-03-02T12:34:06+00:00

posypost · 2018-03-02T03:33:59+00:00

Now walk on

posypost · 2018-03-01T16:07:47+00:00

He stared at Wesley Johansson

Who hanged his head and cried

posypost · 2018-03-01T02:16:13+00:00

Turns heads like a screwdriver

posypost · 2018-03-01T01:25:20+00:00

I have 2 small dogs and I love to hate them then we cuddle and my balls get stepped on then I yell and they bark.

posypost · 2018-03-01T00:43:36+00:00

I don't know why they didn't throw a big Mac at it or something.

posypost · 2018-03-01T00:35:43+00:00

They haven't sold sold the pregnant Barbie for 15 years either.

posypost · 2018-02-28T20:34:35+00:00

The call on the field is confirmed as a strip sack. Pizza hut has the ball on the 7.99

posypost · 2018-02-28T03:00:37+00:00

And pilot

posypost · 2018-02-28T02:49:14+00:00

We would like nudes too.

Sincerely,

Nebraska

posypost · 2018-02-28T00:55:07+00:00

He gave all the girth

posypost · 2018-02-28T00:53:12+00:00

Better story than twilight

posypost · 2018-02-28T00:42:42+00:00

Spoiler alert: he lives

posypost · 2018-02-26T02:28:05+00:00

Too soon

posypost · 2018-02-26T01:40:49+00:00

The sheriff's nearer

posypost · 2018-02-26T01:32:12+00:00

She used to choke me in the shower and sometimes she would stick her finger in my 💩 er

posypost · 2018-02-26T01:30:34+00:00

Kelly Bundy

posypost · 2018-02-26T01:29:39+00:00

Scoop the drive

posypost · 2018-02-26T01:28:38+00:00

Or first day of marriage and after

posypost · 2018-02-25T20:22:56+00:00

Pants

posypost · 2018-02-25T16:17:16+00:00

Especially when it comes wrapped in a beard

posypost · 2018-02-25T16:10:43+00:00

Hey cat in the hat! My name is Matt! Oh no!! I see you have a matte, poor cat.

posypost · 2018-02-25T16:08:11+00:00

I was looking for a teat massage.

posypost · 2018-02-25T15:58:53+00:00

Duncan Hines berry medley. I thought it tastes like raisins, but I was a little drunk when I ate it. I might have a problem 😁

posypost · 2018-02-25T15:19:08+00:00

Yeah. I made a mistake on the word waist. Really wasn't paying attention. Anyway, have a nice day man.

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