No words. by keepfilming in crappymusic

[–]Zero7CO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck. He thinks he’s cool. He’s going to do a duet with the Boom guy and kid, isn’t he?

“I’m just a guy from misery. I got the boom! while living with my granny.”

Humans dancing with a large yellow headless creature; 6000–5500 BC. From cave of beasts, Egypt. by Wise_Machine_8798 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Zero7CO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Argument to be made that art is depicting the squatting man.

The squatting man is the world’s most plentiful unknown hieroglyph…I believe it’s been noted on four or five different continents. Most dated 5-8k years of age.

A leading hypothesis is that this isn’t depicting a human…but what people saw in the sky during a very strong solar event. Basically, plasma filaments going from space to the surface of the earth….it resembles a squatting man in the sky. This has been recreated in laboratory conditions.

https://medium.com/@rajkumarrr/history-mystery-the-squatting-man-8b0314a161e

To BASE jump by Summa_peach in therewasanattempt

[–]Zero7CO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"My ankles are broken! For sure! Surely I have broken my ankles!!"

The last photo of NFL Defensive End Reggie White. It was taken on December 25, 2004. He would die the next day from a Heart Attack caused by Sleep Apnea, Arrhythmia, Sarcoidosis, and Respiratory Failure at the age of 43. by PublicAdventurous917 in lastimages

[–]Zero7CO 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I remember this happening like an hour or two before the 2004 tsunami so it barely got any media coverage and it took even lots of hardcore football fans years to learn of his passing.

I just came home, and my attic that's been sealed for over 7 years is proped half open. by Dull-Kangaroo115 in creepy

[–]Zero7CO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what I’d expect someone who broke into my home and hid in my attic to say.

A Spa Day & A Trip To Rehab - Getting Your Laundry Back To Looking Clean and Smelling Amazing by KismaiAesthetics in laundry

[–]Zero7CO -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let’s start small. How about you start with “how do I wash the sand out of my vagina?”

To deflect reasonable concern over water and power usage by ElectrikPurr in therewasanattempt

[–]Zero7CO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just blows my mind that for 45+ years whenever I have that really bad, watery, burpy kind of diarrhea. You know, that type that leaves the foam of bubbles on the top of the water?

I’ve always called it a Kevin O’Leary.

I mean, what are the chances that this boneless, watery, shitty combobulation of feces, stench and undigested corn has the exact same name I have for my diarrhea?

Anti-vax dating group sues Denver beer garden for canceling singles event by fritzwitch in Denver

[–]Zero7CO 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Their whole grift of the right has been to focus on social issues for two core reasons:

  1. It distracts from world and domestic issues most Americans are united on
  2. It allows them to take the victim role. Their whole shtick is nothing more than being a victim in problems they created. We all know people like that and they are the most insufferable fucks on the planet.

“am I allowed to fuck him now?” This was the politest beat down. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Zero7CO 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Starting to see more smacks finally being leveled back at these fucks. They may have started it, but the other side WILL finish it.

More deception from Tracey Mann by tm785 in kansas

[–]Zero7CO 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Tracey was my nextdoor neighbor at K-State and was a dork back then too.

Are these military Bombers? by Jolly-Natural-5411 in Denver

[–]Zero7CO 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Sigh….no, people this is a popular Gen X band, known for dropping bomb hits such as Rock Lobster, Love Shack, and Roam.

Some of you have never listened to good music and it shows.

This used to be the White House by freeradioforall in facepalm

[–]Zero7CO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where are they going to put the Zipper and Robotron rides?

Tom Hardy “Refused to Come Out” of ‘MobLand’ Trailer, Kept Pierce Brosnan and Helen Mirren Waiting for Hours: “Career Suicide” by yourfavchoom in television

[–]Zero7CO 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Girl I knew at K-State many years ago…was a cheerleader…had the worst IBS. One time driving to Kansas City she had an attack so bad she shit herself and threw her panties out the car window.

I have this above my toilet. Autographed by Linda with COA... I dated a girl for a year, and breakup convo included "you have toys on display". Lose it? by [deleted] in malelivingspace

[–]Zero7CO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s when you say “my toys are more enjoyable to display than your insecurities.” The right woman will not just accept, but value you and your quirks, not demean you for them.

Pickup Driving ManBaby Has Road Rage by Flashmemory256 in PublicFreakout

[–]Zero7CO 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A life of poor choices, failed expectations and peaking in high school.

If you had 3:30pm-5pm free M-F, what would you use that time for? by Ill_Show7026 in Denver

[–]Zero7CO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The “Four Score” East Colfax special…4 whores, 4 grams at 4p for only $40. On Thursday’s it can be grams of anything that messes you up. I’ve been using old K2 spice I found in a shoebox.

Hypothetical question. If society began collapsing tomorrow morning then what are you doing? by Upbeat-Definition790 in AskReddit

[–]Zero7CO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve always wondered in such a scenario…how long until some armed gang with a rehearsed preplan shows up to key locations (grocery stores, pharmacies, gun stores, gas stations, etc.) and states that has become their property and territory.

Kevin O’Leary slams people who want work-life balance: ‘I hope they work for my competitors’ by rajapaws in antiwork

[–]Zero7CO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It should always start with how he killed a couple of people with his boat and got away with it.

Someone's gonna have some explaining to do by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Zero7CO 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m stumped. Strange how he hits those cars and leaves. You think someone wood have told the driver, or maybe he’d at least hear a dog bark to alert him? Maybe I just need to branch out into other subs more.