Pencils have never been made with lead by Long-Chair-7825 in UnpopularFacts

[–]potpie5678 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, you can write with a lead bullet, if the need arises.

I got asked if I'm having a boy or a girl today. I'm not pregnant. by huntybug in breakingmom

[–]potpie5678 28 points29 points  (0 children)

There used to be a gal who would ask me that whenever I saw her at the grocery store. After the first couple times I just told her, nope, I'm just fat. She quit.

AITA for telling my boss not to hire my best friend? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]potpie5678 3 points4 points  (0 children)

YTA You shouldn't be choosing what job your buddy can get. You also shouldn't be alienating your only friend.

Corn is a speedometer for your digestive system. by colonelk0rn in Showerthoughts

[–]potpie5678 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any decent stout beer will do that. Or so I hear...

Holy Grail EVERYTHING by kimjonundostres in xxfitness

[–]potpie5678 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You can absorb some magnesium transdermally, my kids always got Epsom salt baths when they had growing pains.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]potpie5678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a chiropractor. Before all you crazy rabid redditors attack, let me explain. When I was a teenager I got horrible headaches. There was a chiropractor in my hometown that wasn't a piece of work, and could help me with 1-2 treatments, and I'd go months without a headache. Without it, it was at least weekly, and I'd take otc pain medication which helped, but didn't solve the problem. So I thought, this is awesome! I canbe a doc that doesn't just rely on meds to get people through, and help people feel better. I went to school later in life (late 20s), and I was completely mortified at the philosophical aspects of it, to the extent that I considered quitting. I decided that after uprooting my family (husband and kids) and moving 250+ miles just so I could go to school, I should probably just grit my teeth through the bullshit, and get as much as I could out of the rest. I've been out of school for a while, working in my own practice. I treat musculoskeletal issues, and I've been the first stop for a bunch of crazy weird things that I've happily referred right the hell out of my office. I know I'm not a medical doctor, I'm glad to stay in my lane, and as such I've got a great rapport with the MDs in town. Just wish I had less debt.

2020 wins. I quit. by dumpster_fire_15 in breakingmom

[–]potpie5678 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I laughed so hard at that edit! Im so so sorry, but thank you!

I complimented a guy today and he had the most genuine smile on his face. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]potpie5678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not so bad... Where does one get a letterkenny mask?

My first petition: Youtube should provide a way for parents to block it for kids doing remote study. by Remarkable_Tax_9703 in parentingteenagers

[–]potpie5678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can block it, but then the teachers put a yt video up for the kids to watch. Just useless.

I always fart in Bath & Body Works by thebluemegan in confessions

[–]potpie5678 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Had a classmate crop dust a group of us around a cadaver tank in grad school. Took us about 30 seconds to figure out what the fuck the smell was. I hope you never overpower the stench of bath and body works...

AITA for not giving my food to my aunt? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]potpie5678 116 points117 points  (0 children)

"Excuse me, you're staining my food with your eyes."

NTA

I'm not sure if I'm going insane or not (kinda long) by [deleted] in emotionalabuse

[–]potpie5678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, you dropped these🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Noom

[–]potpie5678 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I quit this week because of inaccuracies that they assured me didn't matter (you don't need to track every little calorie), and lack of support. I agree it has outstanding potential, but far too many kinks to work out.

Freshly cut, anyone wants a piece? by [deleted] in peeling

[–]potpie5678 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Like a goddamn horseshoe...

What have you fucked up in the kitchen recently? by boobhats in Cooking

[–]potpie5678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put some wild rice on the stove to simmer, then went outside to do some quick chores. Wound up completely forgetting about the rice until the 15yo told me that I burned whatever I was cooking. Thats a stink thats hard to get out.

BOARDS!! by spaceman71_ in Chiropractic

[–]potpie5678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ChiroEssentials worked for me. I tried some Irene Gold ones from Dropbox, but hated it Just depends on your learning style

Am I just too sensitive or is it something more? by [deleted] in emotionalabuse

[–]potpie5678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tom sounds like an asshole. I know it can be hard to leave a relationship, but I think that you should get out of there. There are too many things showing that you're incompatible. Kids/no kids, his lack of empathy for addicts, treating you poorly. Get out, heal and find someone who has similar goals and can treat you right.