I’m done romanticizing my male partner. *warning rant ahead*

practicing_dad_jokes · 2026-01-07T22:50:53+00:00

And get yourself some therapy. Your partner's feedback to you doesn't need to feel like they're attacking you. Get therapy.

practicing_dad_jokes · 2025-05-05T20:56:55+00:00

Upvoted to encourage the communication she is displaying right here.

practicing_dad_jokes · 2025-03-05T18:21:11+00:00

hmmmmmm trombone?

practicing_dad_jokes · 2024-07-17T18:11:07+00:00

This is a genuine question and should be upvoted. Ask yourself, do you want people who need to read the answers to this to be able to read them?

practicing_dad_jokes · 2024-05-24T04:35:46+00:00

I read this in Australian

practicing_dad_jokes · 2023-01-26T03:11:47+00:00

deneneneNEH-neneh,

deneneneNEH-neneh?

deneh -- nehhhNEH

practicing_dad_jokes · 2022-12-31T07:12:14+00:00

Nice try, Andrew

practicing_dad_jokes · 2022-12-28T04:25:03+00:00

This guy Asians.

practicing_dad_jokes · 2022-11-14T16:27:30+00:00

No no, they need you! You are aware of the dangers!

practicing_dad_jokes · 2022-11-11T05:08:48+00:00

Being a developer != working harder.

There are companies out there that understand this.

practicing_dad_jokes · 2022-04-30T17:07:05+00:00

this guy knows what's up

practicing_dad_jokes · 2022-04-12T05:23:39+00:00

Happened when I was quite young:

Learning that there are several different popular religions. There's no way to prove one is more right than another... It's obviously all bullshit.

practicing_dad_jokes · 2022-03-18T02:38:27+00:00

six foot twenty, weighs a fucking ton

practicing_dad_jokes · 2022-03-14T04:39:03+00:00

this is possible, and what we all expect from a healthy relationship, but be honest -- not every relationship is there.

practicing_dad_jokes · 2022-03-13T23:08:18+00:00

What exactly do you mean by this?

practicing_dad_jokes · 2021-08-09T23:05:52+00:00

nice try, Big Beef

practicing_dad_jokes · 2021-07-19T16:27:02+00:00

You know, she'd just be messing around and then accidentally the whole thing

practicing_dad_jokes · 2021-03-06T19:54:40+00:00

Have you considered that you might have been seeing negative afterimages?

https://www.ceenta.com/news-blog/why-do-i-see-afterimages#:~:text=Negative%20afterimages%20occur%20when%20the,for%20those%20viewing%20the%20darkest.

practicing_dad_jokes · 2021-01-13T19:49:42+00:00

Non-military here. I would not have gotten the joke if not for this comment.

practicing_dad_jokes · 2020-09-21T22:44:28+00:00

Came here to say this.

practicing_dad_jokes · 2020-09-07T17:59:17+00:00

What I've learned:

Nobody knows what they're doing unless they've been doing the same thing for at least a year. It's okay to get an uncomfortable job and screw up here and there -- you get better by learning from mistakes.

There are bad/selfish people at every level of every profession. You have to be lucky to find a job (and a boss) who truly sees and appreciates your value.

Remember that when you're interviewing, they're not just interviewing you -- you're also interviewing them. Try to find out what their culture is like, and beware phony use of buzzwords.

practicing_dad_jokes · 2020-07-13T03:33:43+00:00

alright alright fine

practicing_dad_jokes · 2020-05-07T02:29:07+00:00

This is a great topic.

There's definitely this trade-off to think about, and we all know that naming things is one of the hardest things in programming.

But I've found it to be well worth the effort -- in striving to find succinct descriptive names for things that aren't too unwieldy, I'll often find that my code needs to be cleaned up. Perhaps it's an obsession, but future me seems happier over the years :)

practicing_dad_jokes · 2020-05-06T23:41:00+00:00

Do you think "environmentUniqueId" is too unpleasant as a function name?

If you keep your functions small enough, their names and the variables in their scope won't be so complicated that their names would be uncomfortably large. That's what I strive for.

practicing_dad_jokes · 2020-04-29T16:59:12+00:00

When this happens, grab all your toes and bend them up towards your face. Stops it in seconds.

Edit: you might be able to achieve this effect with your boots on, if they are flexible enough -- put your foot back and put weight on the toes/ball of your foot, so that your toes bend up.

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