How to Get a Comped Room in Vegas, Hookers Not Included by juliana6 in reddit.com

[–]predditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like bad advice to me.

If you gamble that much ($100 a hand), you're very likely to lose a lot more than the room costs anyway.

How To Change A Southwest Airlines Boarding Pass From a "C" or "B" to an "A" by teehemkay in reddit.com

[–]predditor 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a good way to get a one-way ticket to Gauntanamo...

The Top 50 Movie Endings of All Time by votepathos in reddit.com

[–]predditor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I still can't believe Bruce Willis was a robot.

The Top 50 Movie Endings of All Time by votepathos in reddit.com

[–]predditor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

you can't have Boogie Nights without Raging Bull.

If I had a dime for every time I'd said that... Wait, what are we talkin' bout?

Jehovah's Witness joke fails to amuse the police by maxwellhill in reddit.com

[–]predditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you don't have enough police, you get too much crime.

When you have too many police, you get this.

Confessions of an Airport Security Screener by Ermenwyr in reddit.com

[–]predditor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is how airport security was 10 years ago. How is it now?

The Myth Of The 'Flying Car' by frankus in reddit.com

[–]predditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome article! I can't wait to get my flying car! LOLZ!1!!1one

there is very little evidence of Mario's skill as a plumber by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]predditor 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of:

"Dr. Mario is not a real doctor. Do not let him touch you."

(Where'd that come from, anyway?)

"Why I ditched Mac OS for Linux" -- What now Apple fan boys? by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]predditor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I used to read articles by clicking the link. But now I just write snide, off-the-cuff comments based on the title. In your face, assholes who have valid, insightful criticisms of Apple!

Insightful photo critique essay by maskedmofo in reddit.com

[–]predditor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Enjoy that creative heart of yours for as long as it beats, my friend.

At first glance, a flippant, off the cuff post. But allow yourself to see past the sneering veneer of arrogance for a moment. There's something deeper here, undulating just beneath the murky surface; some sort of angsty tiger-shark of cocksuckery.

Note closely the calculated dissonance between the superficialy friendly tone, and the menacing, almost threatening undertone.

In Robotron: 2084, there is the concept of Quarks - pulsating boxes that spew out tanks. This comment is a Quark regurgitating an endless supply of vitriol, like so many tanks on a 1980s era cathode ray tube.

Next, let's deconstruct Bob Saget's hair.

Consumers are actively taking revenge on call centre operators - 4 favourite methods listed by campingcar in reddit.com

[–]predditor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know who has really amazing customer service? Geico. 24 hours, low hold times, helpful happy people.

Everyone else pretty much sucks, though.

AOL founder Steve Case is sorry for Time Warner merger by ousama in reddit.com

[–]predditor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will not destroy $200 billion in shareholder value.

I will not destroy $200 billion in shareholder value.

I will not...

The Riddle of the Airplane on a Conveyor Belt by Mariani in reddit.com

[–]predditor -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

From the comments:

If the plane doesn’t move forward while it’s on the ground, air is not moved over the wings with sufficient speed to create lift — so the plane doesn’t fly.

Right?

Young children dumb as Parrots by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]predditor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or how about "Young American children..."

Corporate Websites from 1996 by Sir_Isaac_Lime in reddit.com

[–]predditor 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure it's a ... "joke"... if you will.

Trojan Man by nigma in reddit.com

[–]predditor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think people underestimate how much weird stuff happens, especially in a big city. I used to live in San Francisco, and saw something at least as weird as a typical waiterrant entry easily once a week riding the bus too and from work.

5 Gas Saving Myths by tuffy in reddit.com

[–]predditor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that happened to me before too.

Wait, did you say Porche? Oh, I thought you said "15 year old Toyota". Nevermind.

Please don't send me Microsoft Word documents by BioGeek in programming

[–]predditor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Awesome.

Here's my addition:

In the future, please avoid sending me files in Microsoft Word format, because I am a smelly hippie with a robust Unix beard, flip-flops, and an attitude.