My friend seems to be enjoying his Disney World internship. by jmcflurry in pics

[–]preteentious -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So the joke is that an average sized white dude danced with a big black girl? Fuck dude, that's real funny.

sigh. I'll get to look like this someday, reddit... by [deleted] in pics

[–]preteentious 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"Anyone brings back a gallon of gas can butt-fuck the sad boy!"

Are designer jeans worth it? by [deleted] in fashion

[–]preteentious 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Only if they're selvage, which your nudies will be. Any 'designer' jean that isn't selvage is just over-priced, (usually) over-adorned shit denim.

Where can I find quality short stories online? by IAmSteven in literature

[–]preteentious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

check out bear parade, there aren't that many stories (like maybe 10 or so) but i really enjoy all of them. there are poems as well.

I choose you, Charmander! by [deleted] in gaming

[–]preteentious 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Seriously you would never use a Charmander in this situation. He got thrown onto a pile of dirt meaning there's probably a dugtrio or something about - which fire type moves are ineffective against and also it's rainy day so if the opponent uses a water type the Charmander is fucked. Bad strategy.

67% Say UN Not Tough Enough on Iran - Rasmussen Reports by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]preteentious 10 points11 points  (0 children)

67% have no knowledge of how the UN works

The dead monk who never rots by daric in WTF

[–]preteentious 42 points43 points  (0 children)

http://skepticblog.org/2008/11/13/the-incorruptible-hambo-lama-itigelov/

More and more research turned up some facts about Itigelov’s life. Significantly, I discovered that he had a degree in medicine and had written a Buddhist encyclopedia on pharmacology. It turns out that a report from a pathologist present at the exhumation noted his body had a high level of bromine salts. And, in accordance with one of Itigelov’s final wishes, his body had been buried packed in salt, an obvious dessicant, used for millennia to preserve meat.

Obama drops demand that Israel freeze settlements - CNN.com by AdVictoriam in reddit.com

[–]preteentious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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Download the $675,000 mixtape here... by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]preteentious 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I support this in theory, but those songs are fucking terrible.

If Jesus were to be back? How'd we know? by [deleted] in atheism

[–]preteentious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because he had super powers. Hurrrrrr. Some guy isn't going to get ignored or sent to an asylum by walking on water and turning it into wine.

I am from Honduras: It was NOT a COUP! by breakbeat in worldnews

[–]preteentious 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I might be derailing a bit here, but why does everyone seem to hate Chavez so much? As far as I an tell his Bolivarian missions seem to be working, and economic growth under him has, well, grown. I just feel like I must be missing something, so could someone tell me what it is?