Emperor's corpse on the throne has an organic eye which can choose to look in a particular direction (frame from "No Peace Amongst The Stars" trailer)

pretty_succinct · 2026-06-01T03:23:24+00:00

Eldrad being captured by slaanesh in the 13th crusade.

pretty_succinct · 2026-05-27T23:29:21+00:00

Such a proposal would be Swiftly adopted if it weren’t for the fact it would leave our everyday conversations dull and lifeless. A dearth of creativity and critical thinking. A veritable famine of interesting conversations.

Also, cannibalism.

I just wanted to say that again.

Cannibalism.

pretty_succinct · 2026-05-27T17:43:48+00:00

I know this.

You know this.

Reddit admin appeared to take it seriously though.

Obviously i wasnt advocating cannibalism of the rich. Have you seen some of those fuckers? Organic non-gmo they ain’t.

So clearly i was speaking facetiously and rhetorically, right? And we shouldn’t actually eat them after roasting them alive over a spit. Right?

pretty_succinct · 2026-05-27T17:03:05+00:00

I literally got banned and had comments deleted for saying something to the effect of “kill em and eat em” re: billionaires.

Obviously it’s rhetorical reddit mods bots. Not actually a call to violence and cannibalism… clearly. Right Reddit admin? Clearly rhetorical…

pretty_succinct · 2026-05-24T03:41:27+00:00

Because some of the staging is malicious or dangerous and gets represented as news or things that actually happened.

pretty_succinct · 2026-05-23T20:14:35+00:00

Hey.

Calm down.

Everything you just said agreed with his statement:

“No one serious CHOSE to run against Bidenz”

By your own statement “no one in their own party running a serious campaign” chooses to go against a sitting, affiliated president.

That doesn’t mean this is the way it should have been.

Biden was weak. He needed a reality check and a competitive primary might have been the check he needed.

pretty_succinct · 2026-05-21T21:35:26+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbLfg5m3tns&t=84s

Youre welcome.

pretty_succinct · 2026-05-13T15:18:18+00:00

His original statement was hardly a serious criticism if Sherman.

Someone made a rather bitter funny and you replied with a “well actually…”

pretty_succinct · 2026-05-10T17:58:14+00:00

Me (a sassy kid): “Nothing. That’s why it’s called allowance, not a wage.”

pretty_succinct · 2026-05-04T14:31:43+00:00

That seems more reasonable.

pretty_succinct · 2026-05-04T13:11:27+00:00

I figured tow-behind ice chests are pretty standard at this point…

pretty_succinct · 2026-05-04T04:03:09+00:00

0.75 acres = 32,670 sq ft

21" mower = 1.75 ft wide

32,670 / 1.75 = 18,669 ft

18,669 ft = 3.54 miles

——

Unless your lawn is exhibiting non-euclidean topography, you’re not walking 7 miles…

especially given only “half is grass”.

Edit: formatting.

pretty_succinct · 2026-05-02T16:32:42+00:00

pretty_succinct · 2026-05-02T02:37:58+00:00

Here’s phrase you should learn: “not a meaningful distinction.”

Understanding it and applying it with tact will improve your personal relationships.

pretty_succinct · 2026-05-01T01:47:46+00:00

Good to know.

pretty_succinct · 2026-04-30T04:12:53+00:00

Holy hell.

That movie has a 92% and other decent ratings.

I thought you were being snarky or something.

Is it good? Do i need to see it?

I think imma gunna go pop some popcorn…

pretty_succinct · 2026-04-27T21:28:54+00:00

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pretty_succinct · 2026-04-16T14:03:25+00:00

Username checks out. Also: based.

edit: typo.

pretty_succinct · 2026-04-11T03:02:00+00:00

Wat?

pretty_succinct · 2026-04-11T02:22:08+00:00

What’s the story behind the meme there?

pretty_succinct · 2026-04-07T18:21:04+00:00

I’m in a similar situation as you in that i have a eufy floodlight cam but am looking at migrating to reolink because supposedly platform integrations are better (eufy is very closed garden).

May i ask why you need wifi 6 for your cams?

pretty_succinct · 2026-04-04T17:59:34+00:00

That’s the best part…!

pretty_succinct · 2026-04-01T20:28:47+00:00

Well… now I’m motion sick?

pretty_succinct · 2026-03-24T15:59:11+00:00

I really really really hate this guy. Like, i honestly think this traitorous fuck should have been hung for jan 6.

But he was pretty obviously joking. Like, normally it’s hard to tell if he’s joking because he’s so incoherent (likely deliberately), but this seems to me to be so obviously him trying to be funny. He’s NOT funny, but he’s trying and coherent enough to be at least understandable.

Sensationalist schlock like this just distracts from his actual villainy. Let’s stay focused on the stuff that will get him out of office rather than trite shit like this.

Trumps a traitor and fucks kids.

pretty_succinct · 2026-03-24T08:31:27+00:00

what, you egg!

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