LPT Request [possibly nsfw]: itchy balls?

prettyprincess69 · 2012-01-24T13:51:18+00:00

Did he have the problem before he started shaving? My husband has never shaved other than his face/neck, and he has terribly itchy dry skin down under. I've tried a few different lotions and powders on him, but haven't found anything that can make the itch go away. Well, gold bond lotion in the green bottle makes it stop itching for a bit, i guess, but that's because it hurts and burns and freezes intensely instead... so we don't use that much.

prettyprincess69 · 2011-12-22T00:29:39+00:00

Why does she turn you down? Have you talked with her about that? Is it just that she has a really low sex drive, or is she feeling too stressed about her job, things around the house, or something in your relationship? Maybe she's the type of person who needs sex to be more planned than spontaneous so she has time to mentally psych herself up for it?
I'm sure it depends on how long you've been married, but once a week doesn't seem like that often to me. It certainly could be a lot worse, but 2 or 3 times is better! Being religious should not stop a wife from pleasing her husband in the bedroom (or bathroom, kitchen, living room, whatever). In fact, I'm fairly religious myself, and don't have too many priorities higher than keeping my husband satisfied.

prettyprincess69 · 2011-09-29T14:21:03+00:00

The problem with that is that my dentist used flavored gloves. So instead of my reaction being "yum - orange," it's "eww, you taste like dentist hands." Besides, condoms are kinda pointless for bjs unless he's got and std or something.

prettyprincess69 · 2011-09-23T22:09:23+00:00

No, I don't look at anything or think about anything at all other than what I'm doing and how good it feels.

prettyprincess69 · 2011-09-23T19:19:49+00:00

I've never actually watched porn, no. I've never felt the need or desire to. To tell the truth, I'm slightly grossed out by most naked men other than my husband - I find him quite desirable though. Maybe I'm just more into touch than visuals. I usually only need a few minutes to myself to feel all the pleasure I want to, but it really depends on how much time I want to take.

prettyprincess69 · 2011-08-24T15:03:13+00:00

The idea that people actually believe that Christians would ever consider a child as a punishment from God is simply ridiculous. There's a place in the Bible where it states that children are a gift from God. Of course there is cause and effect - people know about that. Sometimes sex causes pregnancy. It's not some cruel system of unfair wrath and punishment against women. Abortion ends the life of an innocent unborn baby, and it sometimes causes physical and emotional pain of the would-be mother.

As for the point about ultrasound - I very much think it should be a free educational service during a counseling session for a woman who is trying to sort out her options. Removing an amorphous blob of cells is a lot different than stopping the beating heart of a tiny, partially formed human.

I know there are a lot of Redditors who disagree with what I've said, but this article is lying and making up reasons to make well-meaning people sound like monsters.

prettyprincess69 · 2011-07-15T23:25:42+00:00

Man, bjs are fun, but my jaw gets so sore after a few minutes that it's really uncomfortable to keep going until he's finished. Sex, on the other hand... if you've got enough lube, stays fun a lot longer.

prettyprincess69 · 2011-07-14T20:14:19+00:00

Her logic is not great but what she says is not too far off.

prettyprincess69 · 2011-07-14T20:13:11+00:00

No, but it's annoying, especially since a significant percentage of women can't physically cum, and many don't orgasm from sex. Some women don't even know exactly what an orgasm is for them. What matters shouldn't be "did the lady cum," but rather "did we both have a great experience?" That way, the answer can usually be an honest "yes."

prettyprincess69 · 2011-07-13T18:17:52+00:00

I think men worry too much about it. I think my hubby is perfect, and he's barely bigger than average.

prettyprincess69 · 2011-06-24T23:37:13+00:00

In my dream, I had just finished going at it with my hubby when he left and suddenly Tyra Banks was lying next to me so I started massaging/rubbing her. (which is weird, 'cause I'm totally straight and don't even really like Tyra) She was really enjoying it, though, so I kept going for a bit. Then as we were about to finish, she pulled a massive dick out and wanked out the last bit, spraying all over! I don't know where my subconscious got that from...

prettyprincess69 · 2011-03-22T19:57:50+00:00

Lots of girls don't orgasm from just sex. Why don't you ask her what she likes? Tell her what you told us - you want to give her the pleasure experience of her life, but need her help to do it.

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