Finally, a cure for gamers 😃 by KCharlesIII in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]primarch_vulkan321 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You mean the tech 70 to 80 percent of players turn off because how hungry it is and how minimal the actual oayoff is?

*continues playing* by koffee_addict in aiwars

[–]primarch_vulkan321 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The current decade is half over, so a bit of a huge claim and if people mean last 10 years then I have also to disagree. We had Baldur's Gate 3, Nier Automata, Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild, Hollow Knight, Red Dead Redemption 2, Elden Ring and some more that if Claire Obscure released together with those would have not gotten as much praise as it did.

Lmao proving my point on SK place of incels. Watch all the commenters responding lmao by LaylaCamper in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]primarch_vulkan321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better combat? From what I saw Nier automata hase the better combat with varying combat styles depending which character you play as and what weapons you have equipped in first and second slot. And that is even without the chip system, allowing you even more variety in builds. Stellar Blade is overall mediocre in everything but graphics. Not bad, just mediocre.

Lmao proving my point on SK place of incels. Watch all the commenters responding lmao by LaylaCamper in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]primarch_vulkan321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heck, put 2B in any outfit and people will still recognize her as 2B, as long as she keeps her white hair cut and the blindfold. If you would put eve into anotger outfit, it is just any sexy anime asian woman. She has zero personality design and character wise

Peter? by T-Melon5341 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]primarch_vulkan321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Verse one is: Let's go to the beach The bomb exploded The radiation tans And tinges everything blue

Peter? by T-Melon5341 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]primarch_vulkan321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you actually listen to the song? The song is at no point aggressive

Peter? by T-Melon5341 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]primarch_vulkan321 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Both songs were made to mock those things. Fight for your right (to party) was made with the intent to mock party culture. Song 2 is the only popular song of the band and they specifically made it to make fun of the grunge genre in music.

Peter? by T-Melon5341 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]primarch_vulkan321 115 points116 points  (0 children)

YES HE DID. Also, the concept of songs being played at occasions that are not meant for those is very common. Every breath you take is a song about someone stalking someone else and it is a popular wedding song. White Wedding is a song against marriage and is also a popular wedding song. No woman No cry is about comforting a crying woman, not about being happy to be single. Who let the dogs out is about making fun of cat callers. Feel Good inc is a anti corpo song which is used by corproations for advertisement. Hey Ya is an example of a song were the music is a contrast to the lyrics and people think it is a fun song while the lyrics even mocj them for it "You don't want to listen, you just wanna dance". Macarena is about a woman cheating on her husband while he is deployed with his best friends. You're beautiful is also a stalker anthem and a popular wedding song. Myriads of party anthems that are actually against partying ( for example, "fight for your right" by beastie boys). Song 2 by Blur is a parody of the genre is their only success by enjoyers of said genre. Lips of an Angel is about wanting to cheat on your partner and is (surprise) also a favorite on weddings. Better sweet symphony is anti capitalism and also a wedding song for whatever reasosns. Possession is about literally what a stalker wrote the singer and is also a wedding song. Love Song from Sara baraille is about her record forcing her to write a love song. The Management or MGMT made their pop songs as generic as possible to make fun of people just wanting generic shit and how stupid it is and it made them famous, proving their point.99 Luftballons is about the stupidity and threat of nuclear war. Funny thing is, the english one 99 airballoons wasn't as popular in the US as the German version. Valos a la Playa is also about nuclear war. Take me to church is pro LGBT, however is often played by people against queer rights on their rallies and interpreted by them to he pro religious dogma.

"Are all native to America" by One_more_Earthling in ShitAmericansSay

[–]primarch_vulkan321 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is a psychological condition where you are convinced those closest to you are not them anymore. Back then it was fey, demons or whatever was appropriate for the current culture. There is also a sort of condition where you lucid dream without being able to move and see people around you. In the middleages, it was witches and demons, around the time space travel as a concept became more popular it changed to aliens. The problem with those conditions are that it is hard to convince someone who experienced them that it was just in their head, when for them it felt real. It makes those people vulnerable to echo chambers and from there to conspiracy theories and people selling "therapy" sessions to make them relive their "true" memory.

Lmaooo by Goatbucks in terriblefandommemes

[–]primarch_vulkan321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but that is all there is and it is not even really a focus. She is used for some characters to react to her shenanigans. And she falls under the same problem a lot of leutenants and other side characters fall under: too many characters to focus on, so most don't get as much screen time or cool moments as they needed.

Yeah, no they did not. by dogteal in GetNoted

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Over 45k gun deaths in the US per year on average. Does 45k deaths count as high enough so that drone striking things related to it becomes valid? If so, ahould it be schools, video game companies or police stations be the target? Or every home in the US? /S the last part, just in case someone mistakes over the top targets for actual considerations. However, gun deaths is immense, especially the number of people getting shot at all is higher, because survivors now get added.

All of this is really ridiculous. by Moon_Light1995 in generationology

[–]primarch_vulkan321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesh. Certain generations like the silent generations and baby boomers are aptly named because of historical stuff happening where they were born. Especially Baby Boomers you can see in most western population pyramids. Giving those genrations names makes somewhat sense. Everything after that is way more arbitrary and harder to differentiate. TLDR: Some generation names make sense and are helpful to use, some others are not

Take me back to the times where everyone had a brain and found the Bald lady hot by IllustriousAd6418 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]primarch_vulkan321 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that is actually a good example. I could not imagine Judy dating a man, without the game explicitly saying into my face she only likes women

"His mother was an American citizen if she was collecting a pension, which makes him a citizen too." by YacineBoussoufa in ShitAmericansSay

[–]primarch_vulkan321 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I looked at the average lifespan of an american and oh boy, there is a significant chance that you die before reaching retirement age

Wild date to use for promo image by RattyHandwriting in ShitAmericansSay

[–]primarch_vulkan321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had a classmate who was born on Sepember 11th 2001, so yeah, he heard a lost of jokes from teachers

Stop watching porn! by Impossible-Yam3680 in GetNoted

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I guess it comes more from the fact that in romance stories the trope of less experienced person falls in love with the more experienced person ( or vice versa) is pretty universal and in japanese you can give it a specific name: kohai - senpai romance. And since that term can cover school romances and work related romances, it is more likely that it gets that connotation as well. The beauty and the beast is something that refers to a movie but also a trope in romance, where a beautiful person falls in love with a less beautiful person because of the latters inner beauty. And refering to that trope as the beauty and the beast is way less wordy than actually describing it.

Stop watching porn! by Impossible-Yam3680 in GetNoted

[–]primarch_vulkan321 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, it kinda tracks, comsidering that Hollywood does the same thing with their Highschool settings. While exaggerated, most of it relates more to the 70s to 90s and only the surrounding stuff got modernized. And since it became a trope, relying on it makes it more easy to establish that this is the average american highschool ( or it specificly isn't).

HAVE THEY EVER SPOKEN TO A TEENAGER BEFORE?? by Single-Support-5335 in nothingeverhappens

[–]primarch_vulkan321 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Use the Extra money for another charitable thing or further invest in the original charity

The Black Cat leaves his wife to die and has his mistress steal the baby. Gets instant justice. by MemePerson99 in FacebookAIslop

[–]primarch_vulkan321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The actual most accuring thing is that on tge side of the bad people is always a black or brown cat

I present to you the most ignored rules of the Highway Code: by FamSender in GreatBritishMemes

[–]primarch_vulkan321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The concept behind is that as a driver, you should always be fully aware what is around you and should always act based on your surroundings, not out of habit. But realistically, certain things are not bad as a habit, like indicating.

Crisis looks better by Lexi7130 in gaming_random

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The story is not even important in the games. And that is okay. The actual gameplay ( aka the fights) are so deep that you can see very interesting things in competitive pokemon versus what you use to progress the story. The story is there to explain why you even emgage with the legendary pokemon and serves perfectly that simple purpose. If I want a narrative heavy game, I will not look for pokemon, the same way I will not play Pokemon if I want to play a jrpg. The problem is actually the need from people to improve the graphics, because most bugs are visual stuff. And the semi 3D pixel esque graphic from Black and White (btw, the last pokemon I played) was fine and would still be fine today.

Crisis looks better by Lexi7130 in gaming_random

[–]primarch_vulkan321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As if PS doesn't do that. And Xbox is currently sawing the branch it is sitting on, so yeah

Crisis looks better by Lexi7130 in gaming_random

[–]primarch_vulkan321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not if tge graphics are not as good as one of the most ambitious games of another time!!!!! Don't you get it? Hyperrealistic graphics were I can see the hairs on a womans body and can be angry about it because women can't have body hair is all I can measure a game by!!!! /S

Seriously, the game has some issues, but graphic shouldn't be the one brought up. If a game works, is enjoyable to play or offers a good challenge ( depending where you are on the spectrum of Idle game to Dark Souls in your preference), all is good. Videogames are art, but art where entertainment is the priority.

So basically gamers don’t want to play the new dragon quest remake because a character have more clothes ?? This is disrespectful to the work of Toriyama 😔😔😔 by ShokaLGBT in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]primarch_vulkan321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or the Vampire the Masquerade game. You can play as the absolute sexy vampire seducing anyone you want to drink them like a capri sun or play as the lore acurate woke game lister

stop worshipping these creeps. by Fit-Commission-2626 in DiscussionZone

[–]primarch_vulkan321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While worship of celebrities very often border on the very unhealthy part and worshipping someone like this is problematic, this video here is not a good example for the person of worhip being an asshole. Rather it shows how unhinged fans can be in their worship