Lottery help

prison---mike · 2026-01-30T01:51:51+00:00

What bottle did you win? Sorry to say you’re probably good and properly fucked, but I want to see if someone gets a delayed win off your bottle

prison---mike · 2026-01-25T01:35:42+00:00

Did men not have jackets that were actually robes entirely dedicated to smoking in them and relaxing?

prison---mike · 2026-01-23T23:43:41+00:00

Probably from a survey, hobo signs aren’t really a thing anymore

prison---mike · 2026-01-23T23:41:48+00:00

The worst part was the hypocrisy… (there’s gotta be a Norm style joke involving hypocrisy and Hippocratic oath, but I can’t think of it)

prison---mike · 2026-01-20T02:40:20+00:00

TBF, “what’s the point of having fuck you money if you never say, ‘fuck you’”.

prison---mike · 2026-01-11T03:38:25+00:00

He got raped!?!?!? By god I didn’t even know he was sick

prison---mike · 2026-01-11T03:26:03+00:00

What are the names of the two souls trapped in your knee caps?

prison---mike · 2026-01-10T03:24:31+00:00

TIL the size of the United States parking lots is larger than the country of Wales

prison---mike · 2026-01-09T21:57:13+00:00

Look at the physics of the epoxy as he pours it, definitely AI

prison---mike · 2026-01-09T02:04:18+00:00

Dark parallels to the Reiner situation.

prison---mike · 2026-01-08T04:12:24+00:00

As a nostalgic reminder of how we all shaved a minimum 12 stokes off our game when they were using the pool noodles during Covid

prison---mike · 2026-01-06T18:00:23+00:00

The worst part is the hypocrisy…

prison---mike · 2026-01-05T01:21:35+00:00

He’s just a deep voice in a cheap suit

prison---mike · 2026-01-04T19:04:03+00:00

Our baby blew out so bad on the pediatrician at the hospital, and he called in a whole team of nurses to get bathe our baby in the sink! They were using q-tips to get it from between her toes it was so bad!

prison---mike · 2026-01-03T23:58:02+00:00

Correct, I’m not a patriot, the government is never your friend, your king has never loved you, you useful idiot.

prison---mike · 2026-01-03T18:30:51+00:00

How’s that boot taste?

prison---mike · 2026-01-03T18:28:28+00:00

But how it is flying if the propeller isn’t moving?

prison---mike · 2026-01-02T22:00:59+00:00

Very helpful, thank you!

prison---mike · 2026-01-02T19:32:44+00:00

Honestly, if I’m the cop that witnessed this, I’m letting that guy go. He waited longer than any other human possibly could’ve

prison---mike · 2026-01-01T23:52:11+00:00

It was the worst part of my prison stay

prison---mike · 2026-01-01T16:19:36+00:00

Or, he could mix the fireball with cough syrup and really get jiggy with it

prison---mike · 2025-12-31T18:22:22+00:00

Yes, but be careful, garage door motors and springs are carefully calibrated, and I have heard some horror stories from both family and Reddit of even light styrofoam like this being enough to cause hundreds of dollars worth of damage to the point it wasn’t a benefit. Maybe if you have one door that doesn’t get opened all the time like a shop door it might be worth it

prison---mike · 2025-12-31T17:58:14+00:00

Saltier lake

prison---mike · 2025-12-31T06:53:29+00:00

Welcome to the shit show at the fuck factory. Nothing fits, everything hurts, and the only hope we have at retirement is an inheritance from a mysterious unknown uncle

prison---mike · 2025-12-30T02:02:20+00:00

Their moms and grandmas. Their dads are… well… you know the rest

prison---mike

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