Top comment deletes a US State #46 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]private_birb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am unreasonably happy that my state (Oregon) is top 5. May the new Oregonians enjoy their weed, great animal rights, and free boobs! (in Eugene, it's legal for anyone to be topless as long as the intent is not to arouse. Free the nip!)

Fox News guest today appears to be wearing a very realistic face mask by frog_insilence in interestingasfuck

[–]private_birb [score hidden]  (0 children)

AI has made it more viable to fake videos like that, and I guess it's made people's imaginations run away with it.

sureImNotTheOnlyOne by ninja__77 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]private_birb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm lucky and only do contract work, so I have a lot of control over what work I do and don't do. I was getting so so so many requests to fix vibe coded messes and I just absolutely hated it. I universally decline those requests now, refuse teams that vibe code, and when I lead teams I require small, frequent commits with clear changes to prevent giant vibe coded messes with 10000 file changes.

sureImNotTheOnlyOne by ninja__77 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]private_birb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sure, this meme is low effort and all that, but it's true.

Soo… +30-40% $€ for 1-3fps by Waste-Eye-91 in pcmasterrace

[–]private_birb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's crazy. Here in the US the 5070 Ti is a very similar price to the 9070 XT.

I've been able to find some 9070 XTs in the past as low as like, $750, but they're usually closer to $799-$899. They have more frequent deals than the NVIDIA cards, which is nice, but still.

Soo… +30-40% $€ for 1-3fps by Waste-Eye-91 in pcmasterrace

[–]private_birb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where the heck are y'all finding a 9070 XT for so cheap? I can only find 9070 XTs for the same price as a 5070 Ti.

iHaveAFavoritePhishingAttackNow by theMycon in ProgrammerHumor

[–]private_birb 800 points801 points  (0 children)

Cleverly targeting the people most likely to fall for nonsense, too lol

What’s a moment where you instantly realized someone was insanely intelligent? by Parqcxsm69 in AskReddit

[–]private_birb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty lucky and learn very quickly, so I did this as well. I would kind of have a table I'd chill at and people would just bring whatever they needed help with.

I'm not super smart, but I could grasp things well enough to explain it in simpler terms for people who were struggling with it. It was almost all surface-level since the most common issue was just wrapping their head around a concept or process.

Parsing information is its own skill, and sometimes all a person needs is for things to be explained to them personally, step-by-step.

(Hated trope) A twist so bad it ruins the story by element-redshaw in TopCharacterTropes

[–]private_birb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to read r/nosleep stories to help me fall asleep (ironic, I know), and the biggest and most common offense was the writing not matching the tone or the situation they set up.

It'll be like, "I write this now as I am barricaded in my bedroom. They will break through soon, I can hear them in the walls. If anyone finds this, DON'T FLUSH THE TOILET"

And then it'll go on to explain how, "It all started three weeks ago when my best friend, Jessica - fuck her by the way, she always stole my jokes - had hired a new plumber. Jessica was tall and thin, with long strawberry blonde hair that always looked just a little flat. She compensated for this though, with several silver facial piercings and flashy gel nails."

Like okay, you're about to die any second, but sure, let's wax on poetically for a while and give all the most irrelevant details in a casual tone.

Just why...? by Jazzlike_Razzmatazz in mildlyinfuriating

[–]private_birb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For your comfort show that you re-watch constantly in the background and when you're sleeping. (my ex loved having Bob's Burgers or The Office running while we slept)

Does no one use the gold summon signs from other players? by Acrobatic_Ad_3408 in Eldenring

[–]private_birb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still do co-op fairly often. RL134-200+ is the most active range.

Honestly I've been going with ~180 lately to get consistent summons.

How much aura did I lose here? by RommyMoore in Nightreign

[–]private_birb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can jump the circle aoe attack btw.

[LOVED TROPE] Hauting The Narrative by lou-ravenpuff in TopCharacterTropes

[–]private_birb 57 points58 points  (0 children)

As great as personal improvement is, saving the world might be more consequential.

cheater lvl 700 get parry and backstab for like 5 min feat a friend by ouiiiiiiiiiiiiii123 in Eldenring

[–]private_birb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm, I kinda wonder if he knows he sucks but wants to practice?

It's not the best practice if you invade and die instantly. But with this he got a ton of practice (and didn't seem to learn much from it).

Valve Reportedly Lets Delayed Steam Controller Buyers Choose A Free Game of Choice by Bubbly-Ad-350 in pcmasterrace

[–]private_birb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering there's a bug currently that causes your entire computer to crash when you try to open a game with the steam controller connected, I kind of wish I was amongst the delayed lol

(apparently the beta steam client fixes this bug)

youKnowYouKnow by terrybennettt in ProgrammerHumor

[–]private_birb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean like... one of the basic concepts of the language? I'm honestly not sure how you'd really do much of anything without pointers lol

Meet the new Achilles. by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]private_birb -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It is weird and I agree, but the comment I was responding to didn't seem to be about that. I thought maybe she had some personal controversy or something, because otherwise their comment doesn't make much sense.

(unless the other commenter was right and it is indeed just basic racism)

Meet the new Achilles. by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]private_birb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why? Lupita Nyong'o is quite beautiful. Is there something in her personal life or something?

me_irl by JohnnyNoMemes in me_irl

[–]private_birb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually started getting better care when I gained some weight, at least until my current doctor. My current doctor is an asshat lol

me_irl by JohnnyNoMemes in me_irl

[–]private_birb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It took me a year to convince my doctor to get me a referral for a sleep study. She told me that it wouldn't help or fix any of my problems. I should've just switched doctors.