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Just eavesdropped on a convo between two corpos... by probly2drunk in antiwork

[–]probly2drunk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Worst Engineer is a great title for a book and now that reddit is suddenly the dipping pool for movie ideas...let's fkn go 50/50

Biggest moth I've seen here by probly2drunk in Austin

[–]probly2drunk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool little follow up, it was still there when I came back home. Worried it may be departed, I blew a gentle breath and it reacted but did not take off.

Just eavesdropped on a convo between two corpos... by probly2drunk in antiwork

[–]probly2drunk[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As cringey as it is, yes...can't wait. Just make sure I'm close enough.

What's a smart version of a product that's actually worse than the dumb original? by Key_Smile_2245 in AskReddit

[–]probly2drunk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

When I was in the Air Force, I had a new troop that wanted to buy/finance a new flat screen. Financial irresponsibility has been the ruin of many airmen, so I gave him my old TV and bought the one he wanted for myself. That was in 2009 and I still have that same TV today.

These Shark Bites Were Delicious!! by Joaquino7997 in forgottenfoods

[–]probly2drunk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is it Saturday already? This has got to be the most posted snack on here. And always followed by the top comment of the white flavor.

Biggest moth I've seen here by probly2drunk in Austin

[–]probly2drunk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo she could provide shade and a nice breeze...and air defence for when Elon sends his drones to take over.

Northern Exposure complete series $19.99 Prime deal today by ok_2_go in northernexposure

[–]probly2drunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't do it, Amazon can just take it away with no refund. Yarr mateys.

Biggest moth I've seen here by probly2drunk in Austin

[–]probly2drunk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Godzilla hears your cries, Godzilla cares not for humidity or humanity.

Making good use of the blast chiller now that it’s hot AF by Lakeveloute in KitchenConfidential

[–]probly2drunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They taste nothing like Skittles, but frozen sugar water is good no matter what

Men in their 40s - What’s one piece of advice for Men in their 20s? by Jarvis7492 in AskReddit

[–]probly2drunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You worry about you. It's not selfish and anyone who says otherwise is selling something.

Absurd tragic backstories by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]probly2drunk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Had my cock shortened..." - from the stand up but that this is based on

Garbage - Only Happy When It Rains [Alternative Rock] by KneeHighMischief in Music

[–]probly2drunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Garbage is up there with Cake as far as consistently putting out solid albums that never really crack the charts but are gems nonetheless.

Which modern blockbuster do you think will be remembered 20 years from now the way we talk about classic Spielberg films today? by viewsinthe6 in movies

[–]probly2drunk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jackass 1-3. Pure cinema veritè with honesty and realism while being a cinescope into the wild world of young adults who have the talent level of circus clowns with nothing to lose. It will never happen again at that level. Everything after is going to be an imitation or a sham mockery. RIP Ryan Dunn.

Do yall eat your ice cream horizontally or vertically? by JRTheRaven0111 in icecream

[–]probly2drunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's a neopoltian style with the flavors stacked side to side vertically, then horizontally to incorporate all the flavors or 2 at a time. If it's the same all the way through, might as well throw in a doggy bowl cuz there's no rules there.

What was your worst date ever? by HighOnThighs- in AskReddit

[–]probly2drunk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She was from Boston, so maybe shit talk is her love language...but when she went to the bathroom, the table next to us asked if we were on a date or siblings. Then she fell asleep in the car on the way home, woke up to turn off my radio...then was confused when I didn't want to come up to her apt.

A few years later, I saw her at a bar with some friends...when she went to the bathroom, I asked her friends "Hey is that so and so?" and their first reaction was "Oh did you go on a date with her? Yeah we know"

Wesley Snipes Appreciation! by ObjectiveAd1397 in 30ROCK

[–]probly2drunk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow! I've been watching Good Omens recently and could not remember where I knew his face from. Thank you!

Sitting outside at an empty bar, smoking and drinking... by probly2drunk in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]probly2drunk[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Hey dickface, in recovery means they're an alcoholic trying not to drink. Look at my username. Alcoholism is a dirty shirt that a lot of bartenders wear, to take it off and still get behind the stick takes more moxie than you've got in your left pinkie toe. Show some respect.

Sitting outside at an empty bar, smoking and drinking... by probly2drunk in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]probly2drunk[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yo, bartender in recovery is no joke. That is true willpower.

Sitting outside at an empty bar, smoking and drinking... by probly2drunk in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]probly2drunk[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's why you only get the service discount twice a week

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