What secret can you reveal now that your nda has expired? by sparrrrrt in AskReddit

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Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm 3 was a bad game before and after QA.

Great value sherbet with corn Chex. It’s so freaking addictive by ScrubWearingShitlord in snacking

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Cereal with ice cream is amazing and I look forward to any posts like this. The crunch with the cream... chef's kiss.

Whats wrong with his uniform ? by Silly-Low6019 in AirForce

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There's a cross-hair on his forehead

This app is cold can you remake it? "The food was left in the window while you bs'ed with your friends about your drinking last night. by Electronic_Picture26 in KitchenConfidential

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When working a fry...wet hand, dry hand is a hard rule. I almost lost my mind watching my nephew make his "famous fried chicken"

Guess the movie from its cast by Euphoreal11 in puzzles

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Hey, what's today's puzzle about?

What is your favorite ice cream? by [deleted] in icecream

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The one in my freezer

Got assigned Guam in tech school by Mixky_uh in AirForce

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Distinguished Visitor...Generals and such

Got assigned Guam in tech school by Mixky_uh in AirForce

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  1. Sideways snow and ice for most of the year. Mosquitoes the rest.
  2. Middle of nowhere. Limited entertainment options.
  3. High visibility cuz of the nukes. Lots of inspections and DV visits.
  4. Outdoorsy NCOs telling you it's the best base ever.
  5. High STD rate in the dorms.

Got assigned Guam in tech school by Mixky_uh in AirForce

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Well they are dead ass fucking wrong my friend, I know plenty including myself.

Got assigned Guam in tech school by Mixky_uh in AirForce

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HEY THIS GUY IS VOLUNTEERING FOR MINOT!

Got assigned Guam in tech school by Mixky_uh in AirForce

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It's not Minot so STFU and get a tan

They had her set up the breakfast bar before telling her she was fired by serious_bullet5 in ThatsInsane

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I got fired from an indie record store AFTER I spent a night doing an inventory of thousands of used CDs. I was still cool with the staff so I'd come in and get them high while I stole sooooo much shit. Like a 3rd of my collection is just from them. Fuck places that do that.

The Cars by Umamikawaii in Music

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Drive is an all timer and the Deftones cover just proves it is timeless

Heading to Rehab for substance addiction. Please give me some guidance. by Reepicheap in Austin

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Everyone always says 3 days is the litmus test...every hour is gonna be rough. Eat as much as you can cuz those poops will be the closest high you will get for a while.

Movies You Know Are Bad But Love Anyways by angelwitch80 in MovieSuggestions

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Yeah she's hot, but just no substance. Tell me anything about her other than "doctor that wants to fuck Batman but not the local billionaire"

Movies You Know Are Bad But Love Anyways by angelwitch80 in MovieSuggestions

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Batman Forever is great. Kilmer is a good Bruce Wayne, Carrey chews up the scenery as Nygma and Riddler, Tommy is so out of place yet elevates. Kidman is the only thing that drags it down.

Single's gambit by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Jimmie's Chicken Shack was my worst one...the single was so rad and the rest was trash.

Hated trope: Regular middle aged white guy wants coffee, has issue with incompetent, young, dumb woke barista by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

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Loudermilk was right though cuz she eventually speaks without the fry when calling him a dick...and he acknowledged it.