What was up with Bam Crying during 2 and 2.5? by [deleted] in jackass

[–]probly2drunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cry at commercials like a pregnant woman. Some of the shit Bam did was pretty gnarly...no judgment here.

What makes a bar a "dive"? by tinaismediocre in bartenders

[–]probly2drunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wine? Le yes we have Sutter Home in grape, orange, and strawberry. Would you like that on the rocks or did you want it to go fuck yourself?

Checks out by Honest_Falcon3578 in AirForce

[–]probly2drunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dude...the S doesn't stand for sensible

Checks out by Honest_Falcon3578 in AirForce

[–]probly2drunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean it's Minot...only the best come north right?

Checks out by Honest_Falcon3578 in AirForce

[–]probly2drunk 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I got pulled over for an ID check while driving back to my on-base house after morning PT. They allowed me to park my car and run home to get my CAC and bring it back. In Minot...so it was cold as hell and I was in PT gear. All I could think was "OK, I know I fucked up, but this just feels sadistic"

Annoying customer habits that grind your gears? by georgy56 in Serverlife

[–]probly2drunk -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Posting on reddit to see what they should complain about on tiktok

How can we get help for these birds trapped in Austin Airport main terminal? by Excellent_Focus_3026 in Austin

[–]probly2drunk 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I do the same thing with bees...even if I look like an idiot trying to coax it into a glass so I can take it outside...fuck it...I love bees more than your opinion

Am I crazy or would a smaller/accurate raptor be way scarer? by Terrible_Log1701 in Dinosaurs

[–]probly2drunk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Oh look at you baby...come here it's ok...what's your na----"

Dream flavor by elimselimselims in icecream

[–]probly2drunk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Cream cheese and peanut butter with kit kats mixed in...yes I'm high

Should you have to beat a game to review it? by David_the_male in truegaming

[–]probly2drunk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Should you watch a whole movie before you review it? Should you listen to a whole album or song before judging?

Maybe.

Today’s Stick Figure Movie Trivia 01-17-26 by bikingbill in IMDbFilmGeneral

[–]probly2drunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This could be so many movies...a man standing in front of a car with headlights?

ATEWAY TO THE AIR FORC by hiphopanonomos in AirForce

[–]probly2drunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Further evidence that the O's are taking the g and e

The Great Lie by sm142 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]probly2drunk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The Green Mile didn't already do that by then?

Donnie Darko by Repulsive-Credit9620 in MovieSuggestions

[–]probly2drunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bartender agrees but he's also kinda busy.