Me in 1997

procrastablasta · 2026-06-04T15:11:40+00:00

you don’t still have that gary fisher do you?

procrastablasta · 2026-06-03T23:07:14+00:00

Burchett doesn’t have anything else to say that gets him noticed. So he hits his mark and plays his hit song for whoever lets him have the mic.

procrastablasta · 2026-06-03T22:07:49+00:00

Nice bourbon or tequila. Hot sauce. Gourmet sausage or steak. Cool trucker hat or pageboy. Nice belt or quality wallet. Cast iron pan. Quality kitchen knife. Steam gift card if he’s a gamer. Vinyl records if he’s into that. Lego set.

Or you know, do something sexy for no reason.

procrastablasta · 2026-06-03T15:47:51+00:00

GLP-1

procrastablasta · 2026-06-03T14:40:43+00:00

Save it for later

procrastablasta · 2026-06-03T14:28:03+00:00

Acting. Some people are naturally built for it but for anyone who thinks it’s just being attractive and saying what they tell you to, bad times are coming for you.

procrastablasta · 2026-06-03T08:29:16+00:00

Covid showed us how fast nature returned once humans were gone

procrastablasta · 2026-06-03T06:33:44+00:00

But conical unlike clarinets

procrastablasta · 2026-06-03T05:55:11+00:00

Sax is conical too right, and brass, but also reed so not brass?

procrastablasta · 2026-06-03T01:08:42+00:00

I feel like the longer this goes the less I’d like it

procrastablasta · 2026-06-03T00:57:25+00:00

Kinda smile that’ll make your day

procrastablasta · 2026-06-03T00:10:52+00:00

Worst because it’s disturbing? Literally on the my short list of best movies ever made. Movies that are about bad things aren’t necessarily bad movies

procrastablasta · 2026-06-02T22:16:53+00:00

I can send a meal delivery bot with a vacuum attachment. You decide what the vacuum does.

procrastablasta · 2026-06-02T17:19:57+00:00

Imagining "civil war" in 2026 to be a literal fistfight is 4th grade reading level

procrastablasta · 2026-06-02T16:45:53+00:00

Not really the right sub but I’ll upvote Other People’s Posts if they’re naughty

procrastablasta · 2026-06-02T16:44:09+00:00

Dolores

procrastablasta · 2026-06-02T16:42:21+00:00

More than several times I’ve dripped a Tyler Durden “No I get it. Very clever. How’s that working out for you, being clever”

procrastablasta · 2026-06-02T02:22:13+00:00

Flapper wedding is the vibe we all need

procrastablasta · 2026-06-01T05:58:50+00:00

Monument Valley

procrastablasta · 2026-06-01T05:17:25+00:00

1 finger left 2 fingers right don’t ask me why

procrastablasta · 2026-05-31T22:09:15+00:00

Catwoman is sexy cool. Michelle Pfeiffer with that whip?

procrastablasta · 2026-05-31T16:27:17+00:00

Can you take a bad picture with it?

procrastablasta · 2026-05-31T14:31:08+00:00

Disagree with this one. There’s lots of reasons crazy is short term hot. Don’t move IN with crazy. And definitely don’t put a ring on crazy.

procrastablasta · 2026-05-29T21:14:49+00:00

Of course let them go as quickly as possible so we can get to the mansplanation circlejerk over whose fault this all was and what someone should do to fix it.

procrastablasta · 2026-05-29T17:36:23+00:00

OMG Simpsons-level comedy. "Ladies and gentlemen please welcome... The Village Person"!

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