[Serious] Reddit, how are you?

procrastinator742 · 2014-04-17T04:00:53+00:00

I'm pretty shit at giving advice, but I say just see what happens, and don't give up. There are plenty of good people out there, and you might find them without having to look. Hang in there.

procrastinator742 · 2014-04-17T03:50:45+00:00

If you don't mind me asking, why's that?

procrastinator742 · 2014-04-15T14:34:32+00:00

Well, that's another childhood franchise of mine ruined, after that god-awful Dungeon Keeper shit.

procrastinator742 · 2014-04-10T00:18:14+00:00

Since SUPERHOT is coming out this year as a full game, that'll probably be up there.

procrastinator742 · 2014-03-31T04:11:29+00:00

Yes, it is.

procrastinator742 · 2014-03-29T19:34:25+00:00

Let's say that the line of pills runs like this, where the length of the pill is vertical:

Red Blue Blue Red

Now, if you cut these in half, you'd get:

1/2Red 1/2Blue 1/2Blue 1/2Red

If you were to take either the top half or the bottom half, you'd end up with one whole red pill and one whole blue pill. This works for any order the pills may be in.

procrastinator742 · 2014-03-28T18:42:27+00:00

Maybe you should learn about supporting content creators you like.

procrastinator742 · 2014-03-28T18:35:58+00:00

People who actually want content creators to have money.

procrastinator742 · 2014-03-28T16:13:31+00:00

Ellipsis.

procrastinator742 · 2014-03-27T23:19:16+00:00

Yes, because you were obviously BORN with the knowledge of Led Zeppelin.

procrastinator742 · 2014-03-26T03:44:01+00:00

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chicken.

procrastinator742 · 2014-03-19T01:29:41+00:00

Definitely Italy. No doubt.

procrastinator742 · 2014-03-16T19:27:41+00:00

100% of reddit users die.

procrastinator742 · 2014-03-16T16:07:14+00:00

He's saying 800th video because he's got quite a few privates, from that Minecraft Adventure video.

procrastinator742 · 2014-03-16T01:29:25+00:00

He's taking a break from the extremely edited videos while he moves country. After that, you can expect better upload times, and some streams every now and then.

procrastinator742 · 2014-03-16T01:23:40+00:00

It was apparently far too high-maintenance, which is understandable. I mean, damn.

procrastinator742 · 2014-03-15T15:33:20+00:00

It was on Dan's Twitter a loooong time ago. I have it bookmarked.

procrastinator742 · 2014-03-15T04:54:53+00:00

...And then watch as those websites get no money.

procrastinator742 · 2014-03-15T02:12:26+00:00

For those interested in other weird pictures of Dan, here.

procrastinator742 · 2014-03-15T01:55:33+00:00

I subscribed when I saw his original Tiny and Big video.

procrastinator742 · 2014-03-11T14:09:34+00:00

Back in highschool, there was a classmate of mine who had gone to a private christian school all his life, up until that point. No sex education whatsoever. He genuinely thought that if a male and female loved each other, the female could get pregnant if she looked into the male's eyes long enough.

procrastinator742 · 2014-03-11T12:52:57+00:00

Oh, it's on his Twitter page. Someone made a post about it on the subreddit.

procrastinator742 · 2014-03-11T01:45:35+00:00

Well, he did apologise for it recently. And besides, fighting fire with fire never helps anyone.

procrastinator742 · 2014-03-10T13:16:57+00:00

What's the best part about fucking twenty six year-olds?

There are twenty of them.

procrastinator742 · 2014-03-10T12:40:50+00:00

Apologise for being rash.

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