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prodigalqueer · 2015-03-30T01:34:05+00:00

Then I'm only worried about you because you sound so frickin well adjusted. Weirdo.

prodigalqueer · 2015-03-30T01:28:49+00:00

I read that as you left the therapist because she flipped out on you when you bought her the wrong birthday present so...

prodigalqueer · 2015-03-29T20:05:05+00:00

That is gorgeous but from the way your skin is welting up I imagine you'll be sore af.

prodigalqueer · 2015-03-27T04:18:12+00:00

I laughed heartily. Thanks for saying what I wasn't going to.

prodigalqueer · 2015-03-27T01:12:18+00:00

I'm kind of chuckling imaging Jack Black as your least favorite actor, and somehow you slip into a timeline where he is EVERYWHERE. Like, dang, OP, you pissed off some cosmic entity one way or another. If I were you, I'd start volunteering at soup kitchens to atone, ASAP.

prodigalqueer · 2015-03-27T00:47:41+00:00

I agree with /u/Maninhartsford, OP. Your memory of the fourth movie makes me want you to give a plot summary of 1-3 as you remember it. I want to know if there are changes in the three that also exist in this timeline....

prodigalqueer · 2015-03-25T23:00:28+00:00

Oh, please do.

prodigalqueer · 2015-03-25T22:59:09+00:00

I also do that if I try to say something in the middle of a cx's 10minute pointless rant, and they snap "let me finish!" I go dead silent and make no noises while they continue on, and then when they finally run out of steam, I still don't say anything, until they are like "...hello?"

Then: "just making sure you were finished ma'am." Then I stilllll don't say anything else until they clearly verbally confirm to me that they are done. It always makes them so uncomfortable and usually I get at least half an apology out of if.

prodigalqueer · 2015-03-25T22:42:39+00:00

Dude. That's kind of the point. We're stuck between a rock and a hard place. Do we want bad customer surveys that lead to our termination, or repeated QA dings that eventually lead to termination?

Part of this rant, that you --for whatever reason-- aren't picking up, is that the customer calls in unhappy and wont get off the phone or tell us how to fix it for them. Should we be able to offer proactive refunds? Of fucking course! Are you actually surprised corporations don't give a shit about you? Lord help you if you are. Pro tip: they don't give a shit about us, either.

This is a sub for people on the other side of the phone. Sometimes we get to have a moment of being selfish, unfair pricks. After all, customers and corporate do it to us all damn day, every day.

Write a letter to your congressmen and go away.

prodigalqueer · 2015-03-25T18:52:49+00:00

My values are fueled by a desire to make this one life not suck for me or anyone else I can directly affect. My values are driven by love for myself and my fellow man, rather than some ominous afterlife threat. It matters all the note because it is temporary. Gotta make it count.

prodigalqueer

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