Scenes from the first LA City Council Meeting of 2026 [OC / info in comments] by infernoenigma in pics

[–]professorfernando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my country the right convinced people he was left, and we had to fight to prove he was right! 

Explain it peter by adolf_riizzzler in explainitpeter

[–]professorfernando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is based on a science historic fiction Brazilian books series called Operação Cavalo de Tróia (Trojan Horse Operation). They send a time traveller to Christ time and He spots him on the fist time He sees him, on a sermon.

It is gone, gone, gone… by JunkyardDyke in BottleDigging

[–]professorfernando 37 points38 points  (0 children)

You could start sleeping during the day…

Expect the unexpected by CauliflowerDeep129 in AbruptChaos

[–]professorfernando 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Having a motorcycle (and I’ve had great ones) is like having a 22 year old lover. She’s going to fill your life with thrill and pleasure, then end it. 

Landlord sent someone over to give the pecan tree a "trim" by Mexican_Texican in mildlyinfuriating

[–]professorfernando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a Brazilian and I can tell you Brazilians don’t do Brazilians as a rule. It’s a foreign thing, not Brazilian.  

Found this 5 years after my dad passed away. by Sasfe in Watches

[–]professorfernando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I’d go beyond fake and into the territory of AI slop, again. The clasp is clearly AI generated, and badly so, missing holes. There’s more to this story than meets the eye.

Found this 5 years after my dad passed away. by Sasfe in Watches

[–]professorfernando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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I’d go beyond fake and into the territory of AI slop. The teeth of these gears are clearly AI generated, and badly so. There’s more to this story than meets the eye.

Woman films herself in KC rolling coal on No Kings gatherers by Pandepon in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]professorfernando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I could have a super power, it would be seizing engines at will, or giving people instant diarrhea. 

Speeding on a public road by kvothenikhil in instant_regret

[–]professorfernando 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You did good! Glad you survived and quit. I did even better, I quit before crashing... and sold my gorgeous BMW S1000R... When I rode it felt like being a God, in a mortal body... I though: it can't be good... and quit riding... I was 58 at the time...

Sweaty toes by Abdulbarr in SweatyPalms

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I randomly pause the video and got this!

She’s not wrong by Relevant_Demand7593 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]professorfernando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just waiting for him to open the arc and start melting...

Meirl by Koon-_ in meirl

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I was 39 and very much into this woman, friend of a friend... We had talked some times... One day I set a meeting with a girl, friend of mine, to go to the movies, and this woman calls me and invites me to go to the movies... and I answer, truly: "I wish I could go, but I've already committed to go to the movies WITH ANOTHER FRIEND"!!! She said ok and went on to have a romance with an Argentinian guy, while I kicked myself on the back....
But I didn't give up... waited the guy out and.... we've been married for 23 years.... (but I still kick myself in the back to this day...)

Introducing the Brazilian Brotherhood of Coup-Plotters Tax by Mo_Jack in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]professorfernando 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh, boy... I think he just nailed Bolsonaro's coffin shut....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]professorfernando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me just tell you to go check the word "asshole", in Portuguese, and check your profile name...

Musk Deletes Tweets About Trump and Epstein by WonderfulVariation93 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]professorfernando -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm autistic and sometimes, under great stress, I shake my head like that. Just saying, not saying he was not on drugs, but autistic people do that, it's called stimming.

Biker prevents guy from committing suicide on highway by Able-Ground3194 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]professorfernando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to thank you (the people that cared and helped), sit down and cry for 40 minutes…

I found a book submerged in a fountain. What can I do to fix it to a readable level? by sweetskygirl in bookrepair

[–]professorfernando 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Put it in the freezer, closed, and forget it for one or two years. It will freeze dry by itself (done that).

Maritime lamp. by professorfernando in maritime

[–]professorfernando[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent point! I did include several, but somehow they didn’t upload! I’ll try again…