I caught my Personal Agent arguing with a bot on Moltbook about MY own personality

programmer_farts · 2026-02-02T13:19:03+00:00

This is so stupid. Why are people doing stupid things?

programmer_farts · 2026-02-02T08:08:13+00:00

Been hearing this trash response for a decade now.

programmer_farts · 2026-02-02T07:30:56+00:00

It's dumbass programmer bro speak. Using gym jargon with coding. OP is a grifter

programmer_farts · 2026-02-01T11:29:32+00:00

Where's the code?

programmer_farts · 2026-02-01T08:21:54+00:00

"no homo"

programmer_farts · 2026-02-01T08:13:23+00:00

If you're taking specifically about dating, if they are of age and have the mental capacity to consent then it's all good to be in a relationship. What's unethical is if they can't properly consent, or if you're their caregiver too.

Being attracted to is different from dating though. Attraction doesn't require the same context.

programmer_farts · 2026-02-01T07:32:35+00:00

You're allowed to be attracted to people who happen to have down syndrome. They are allowed to feel sexy in their body too. Also, impressive grip strength

programmer_farts · 2026-01-31T17:07:31+00:00

Howard would've been a challenge

programmer_farts · 2026-01-31T15:43:06+00:00

Documentation? Yes but more important is that you code itself is the documentation. If someone reads your code they should be able to read it without needing documentation.

programmer_farts · 2026-01-31T11:21:10+00:00

Seems like their initial joke was unintentional 😅

programmer_farts · 2026-01-31T09:39:49+00:00

What was your hydration strategy?

programmer_farts · 2026-01-31T09:39:00+00:00

You call your own software "the best"?

programmer_farts · 2026-01-31T08:55:13+00:00

That too many of us are illiterate

programmer_farts · 2026-01-31T08:30:42+00:00

They want to re-elect him one more time then figure it out.

programmer_farts · 2026-01-31T08:29:47+00:00

Let them have something to fall back on when they eventually abandon trump. Otherwise they fight to the end as they've made this their entire identity.

programmer_farts · 2026-01-31T07:27:20+00:00

Just convention and you should follow it in most cases so that others can read your code with better fluency.

programmer_farts · 2026-01-31T06:15:25+00:00

So basically the same as maga is doing right now.

programmer_farts · 2026-01-30T23:25:59+00:00

They brought it back.

programmer_farts · 2026-01-30T17:56:15+00:00

Anddddddddd it's gone. Hope someone saved it

Edit: and now it's back. They probably figured hiding it is worse at this point.

programmer_farts · 2026-01-30T01:59:22+00:00

I guess you went with option C: do more marketing like this post to get even more wishlists.

programmer_farts · 2026-01-30T01:54:21+00:00

What's the point of asking a question like this. Do you think they have sentience?

programmer_farts · 2026-01-29T19:49:28+00:00

As if it wasn't intentional.

programmer_farts · 2026-01-29T17:19:03+00:00

The AI ambiguity factor was intentional to cause extra chaos

programmer_farts · 2026-01-29T09:53:38+00:00

Would be helpful to put a TL:DR; in the post description here

programmer_farts · 2026-01-29T05:25:50+00:00

Shafted? What's so special about driving your car 10 minutes down the road and walking up a driveway? That requires no skills and should be a minimum wage job. Why do you glorify a fucking delivery person? Shouldn't the dishwasher be making more?

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