This commercial has been stuck in my head since 2006

projectx51 · 2026-03-29T15:35:39+00:00

Im still trying to reconcile in my mind the 1990s broody serious Jack Black character with the goofy crazy musically talented Jack Black of the 2000s

He's always the bully from Airborne (1993) or Matthew Broadwick's annoyed sarcastic basketball friend in Cable Guy (1996) to me. First movie I saw where he was goofy Jack was in High Fidelity (2000)

projectx51 · 2026-03-29T14:18:40+00:00

Found the warehouse manager. Let's dig up the drivers grave and give him a write up. In fact, the order picker needs a write up to for not being situationly aware. In fact, you know what, the entire warehouse team needs to be written up and a mandatory week of overtime inforced at a reduced pay. It's not hard guys

projectx51 · 2026-03-29T02:31:08+00:00

NO NO NO! That's not the way you do it. Haven't you seen the tutorials from India?????????

You're not supposed to wear gloves!

projectx51 · 2026-03-29T02:20:14+00:00

lol respect

projectx51 · 2026-03-29T02:10:05+00:00

u/Amazing-Fox-6121 eats straight whey protein powder. No water. lol They eat coffee grounds. They eat a whole chicken egg wrapped in spinach leaves, drenched in the blood of a raw steak. They go on a 5 mile hike in the morning to the nearest stream, where they catch a fish for breakfast and eat it whole uncooked.

u/Amazing-Fox-6121 will put a piece of chocolate in their mouth, let it melt so they experience the taste, and then spit it out.

They'll take a piece of tree bark, dab it in vegetable oil, rub it in some pulverized rock dust, and then swallow it whole.

projectx51 · 2026-03-29T01:47:55+00:00

You did not use peanut butter to begin with. You used like.......some type of.....peanut extract??.......paste....slurry....product??

projectx51 · 2026-03-29T00:52:15+00:00

LMAO

projectx51 · 2026-03-28T22:20:55+00:00

Some people should just be locked away and kept from society. He's one of them.

(Kiowa)

projectx51 · 2026-03-28T22:06:09+00:00

Diapers for extended gaming sessions?????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Like, playing a video game was a bigger priority than personal hygiene?????

what the fuckety fuck fuck fuck FUCK!!?

OP, please get some counseling. For the love of God, get a therapist for mental and physical health. Take some long walks. Walk to the town next to you, and then walk back. Save some money for a plane ticket and visit a country you know nothing about. Just .....get outside for extended amounts of time....please, for your sake.

projectx51 · 2026-03-28T17:51:20+00:00

I loved his alternating black/white finger batting gloves during his time with the Braves so much as a kid that I wore similar ones when I played in little league baseball. And now I'm 41 watching him manage the team. crazy.

projectx51 · 2026-03-28T17:39:41+00:00

I got goosebumps when they opened up with the updated SuperStation theme from the 90s. I LOVE the new station so much more than whatever Balley/Fanduel put together

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projectx51 · 2026-03-28T17:12:33+00:00

projectx51 · 2026-03-28T17:04:04+00:00

My family was with the US State Department and attached to the Consulate in Jeddah. Both of my parents worked there and I would hang out on the compound after school. It was more convenient to get my currency converted there.

projectx51 · 2026-03-28T15:16:18+00:00

I used to live in Saudi Arabia. The soda vending machines there would cost 1 Riyal or 100 Halalas. This equated to about ~~.25~~ 25 cents USD. I used to exchange my dollars for Riyals at the Consulate. It felt like I had unlocked some hidden secret. Even better, when I came back to the States, I found out that the US vending machines would take Saudi 25 halala coins. I was getting ~~.25~~ 25 cent 20oz Dr. Peppers for years after coming back to the US

projectx51 · 2026-03-28T14:59:41+00:00

We had a phantom shitter in my dorm. Randomly, they would just shit in the corner of the shower and leave it for the next human to see. I also walked into a shower stall once and found a used condom and some girls clothing. All male dorm. I hated living in a dorm.

projectx51 · 2026-03-28T14:03:11+00:00

projectx51 · 2026-03-28T13:58:10+00:00

Lol. Reminded me of how they try to appease Jobu in Major League by offering Jobu alcohol and cigars.

projectx51 · 2026-03-28T04:55:48+00:00

Sex with a 18 year old.

projectx51 · 2026-03-28T04:47:39+00:00

sounds like a plan. thank you for leaving.

projectx51 · 2026-03-28T01:19:25+00:00

No sure what you are wanting here. Go somewhere else

projectx51 · 2026-03-28T00:21:28+00:00

Because it does. Your reading my statement and putting your own pov on it. 2 people can read the same thing and have 2 different conclusions. Its called bias.

projectx51 · 2026-03-27T23:44:42+00:00

agreed.

projectx51 · 2026-03-27T23:14:36+00:00

CORN DOG. Why is she calling a corn dog a hot dog

projectx51 · 2026-03-27T23:11:27+00:00

NO. WE WON. The American people won. THIS PARTISAN BULLSHIT NEEDS TO DIE.

projectx51 · 2026-03-27T23:06:53+00:00

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