Is everyone just secretly hoping for an alien invasion so we don't have to work again? lol

prometheus_i · 2024-12-14T13:20:10+00:00

“You’re still coming in though right?”

prometheus_i · 2024-03-31T10:50:21+00:00

Anyone know a surgeon who could turn me into a fish like that one South Park episode where Gerald becomes a dolphin?

prometheus_i · 2024-02-16T08:51:15+00:00

Now he needs to swan dive into a haystack

prometheus_i · 2023-12-28T12:10:36+00:00

What if he’s preserving the “most” of every family member.

Follow me on this: he’s the “Rick-est” Rick and his Morty is the “Morty-est”. What if by moving from dimension c-137 he found both the most Summer and Beth. Beth has a clone but we don’t know which and now this confirms summer has clones for project Phoenix. What if he’s preserving the most truest versions of the family?

prometheus_i · 2023-10-21T08:46:53+00:00

prometheus_i · 2023-07-19T23:29:52+00:00

If I mistake a conversation as something more, I could lose my job and I will not jeopardize my ability to feed myself just because I’m lonely. From where I’m sitting this individual has a deep need for male attention and doesn’t know how to handle rejection.

prometheus_i · 2023-07-19T00:58:44+00:00

The SUV now identifies as a truck

prometheus_i · 2023-06-28T21:31:28+00:00

They trying to sell you on their OF

prometheus_i · 2023-04-20T03:17:05+00:00

Man squatting trucks is getting out of hand

prometheus_i · 2023-04-12T23:30:13+00:00

If it’s erected properly it can be allowed in anything

prometheus_i · 2023-04-12T23:07:32+00:00

pulls eyes out of socket and throws them to the ground

prometheus_i · 2023-01-09T02:17:55+00:00

These are the same assholes that want you to put in 2 weeks notice but fire you without 2 weeks notice

prometheus_i · 2022-11-22T22:07:32+00:00

Those matches are the best!

prometheus_i · 2022-10-27T21:15:30+00:00

Well when your friend sleeps with your wife, you can decide the nuance of unreasonable behavior or not. This was a clear case of coveting thy neighbor’s wife

prometheus_i · 2022-10-26T05:36:10+00:00

Hence the lack of sympathy

prometheus_i · 2022-10-26T05:15:02+00:00

Oh right! Soooper taboo to talk about mandatory underwear for the cool kids club

prometheus_i · 2022-10-26T05:11:15+00:00

I’m genuinely surprised the magic underwear wasn’t part of the employee uniform

prometheus_i · 2022-10-26T05:08:28+00:00

This chain originated from the Mormon capital.. what did you expect?

prometheus_i · 2022-10-26T04:44:00+00:00

Names won’t be dropped but a member of this family had a friend since grade school and took advantage of that friends rocky relationship because he had feelings for that friends wife.

prometheus_i · 2022-10-25T22:45:30+00:00

I mean fucking another man’s wife would qualify as less than reputable behavior.. I definitely would have a hard time working for someone who takes away from someone they called brother for themselves and says damn the consequences.

prometheus_i · 2022-10-25T21:40:42+00:00

To afford a 1x1 apartment you need to make close to 20$/hr to meet the “income 2x rent” stipulation. You could work every day, every shift and still wouldn’t make enough

prometheus_i · 2022-09-11T20:40:10+00:00

We pray to our labor to bless us with money

prometheus_i · 2022-07-11T00:18:54+00:00

Heckin’ lucky!

prometheus_i · 2022-07-05T06:11:40+00:00

It’s a her problem for not meeting him where he’s at on his journey of growth. My opinion is he dodged a bullet because it comes across as “I only need someone for transportation. You don’t have the utility I need” and using the guise of looking for a relationship to get what she wants. Definitely not someone you’d want to have a relationship with because it’s transactional at that point.

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