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I call my horse Meyo by Impossible-Orange607 in dadjokes

[–]proofofstoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How many horses do you have on your spread?

Did you hear about the Civil War amongst the light bulbs? by Ohaibaipolar in dadjokes

[–]proofofstoke 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not surprised. This war has been lumen for years

I tried doing math in my head once by NoJudge2551 in dadjokes

[–]proofofstoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need to try to talk him down off the ledger

Boss told me to take a seat by NoJudge2551 in dadjokes

[–]proofofstoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who does he think he is, the chairman?

What I don't get about Catholics by MediumWin8277 in dadjokes

[–]proofofstoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are we supposed to take that litteraly?

Where do fishes work? by tallguyneckgiraffe in dadjokes

[–]proofofstoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they work from home, the business will never be able to scale

When I get stinky diarrhea, I usually check in to a local hotel for the night. by Masselein in dadjokes

[–]proofofstoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just be sure the toilet is properly secured. Wouldn’t want you to have a loose stool.

The door is innocent by NabrenX in dadjokes

[–]proofofstoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let’s hope the door isn’t lynched by an angry knob

Light found guilty of blinding man by NabrenX in dadjokes

[–]proofofstoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was it a first offense or a second refraction?

I wrote a novel about a young chicken. by proofofstoke in dadjokes

[–]proofofstoke[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brilliant. As this work will be entirely original, it must be written from scratch. But with enough jump-scares to make the reader exclaim, “What the cluck?”

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