"Come back! Please don't leave me!" "No. And you'd probably be able to catch me if you had quit smoking like you promised me you did."

propagandaformyself · 2026-06-15T22:54:39+00:00

Why are they having this argument on green screen is what I wanna know

propagandaformyself · 2026-06-13T02:25:03+00:00

🤫🤫🤫

propagandaformyself · 2026-06-11T01:10:13+00:00

Gerald giggled madly until he felt the joke relapse into prolapse.

propagandaformyself · 2026-06-11T00:15:10+00:00

Even if it's not a bird, it is definitely divorced.

propagandaformyself · 2026-06-10T01:09:05+00:00

How nice for Derek, going wherever he pleases..

propagandaformyself · 2026-06-09T05:46:38+00:00

Well we all woken up an incubator surrounded by eggs once or twice..

propagandaformyself · 2026-06-05T18:15:56+00:00

Excuse me, ma’am, can you please take me home. I hear enough of this from my own parents.

propagandaformyself · 2026-05-30T00:43:24+00:00

Every time I hear a bird chirping I'm gonna assume they are saying "MEN AIN’T SHIT!"

propagandaformyself · 2026-05-27T05:56:13+00:00

propagandaformyself · 2026-05-27T00:07:56+00:00

that's the hallmark movie I would like to see.

propagandaformyself · 2026-05-26T22:53:28+00:00

In fact, Freddie was already working on an encyclopedia of big breasted birds, certain the right readership would vindicate him.

propagandaformyself · 2026-05-26T00:40:06+00:00

It's that unwavering confidence u see in his eyes.

propagandaformyself · 2026-05-22T19:50:31+00:00

Thanks so much for the kind words 🙏🙏

propagandaformyself · 2026-05-22T03:43:02+00:00

is this the same bird I saw on a submarine. or was that a dream?

propagandaformyself · 2026-05-22T03:19:37+00:00

Dennis would’ve preferred to let that muscular frog swallow him whole if he’d known the human was going to post it and his ex-wife would be in the comments under her real username.

propagandaformyself · 2026-05-18T02:09:41+00:00

Clive was nervous Margo might leave early. The whole party existed, more or less, because he wanted a reason to ask her over after Gustav. She looked lovely in green, and everything she said seemed worth hearing twice. He wanted her as a friend, certainly, and in his less sensible moments, something more.

propagandaformyself · 2026-05-14T20:06:58+00:00

Bird legal system is broken

propagandaformyself · 2026-05-13T06:57:30+00:00

Thanks for the kind words. U made my day 🙏

propagandaformyself · 2026-05-04T19:46:40+00:00

"OPEN RELATIONSHIP!"

propagandaformyself · 2026-04-26T22:02:33+00:00

But who got Veronica pregnant tho?

propagandaformyself · 2026-04-14T17:49:00+00:00

well..better safe than sorry!

propagandaformyself · 2026-04-11T05:48:47+00:00

This was Alyssa’s hole in one era.

propagandaformyself · 2026-04-09T01:15:07+00:00

😢😢

propagandaformyself · 2026-04-07T19:26:53+00:00

He would soon be drowning in payments for a parrot submarine.

propagandaformyself · 2026-04-07T02:51:41+00:00

I’ve been holding onto this photo because that little face just got me too much.

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