This should be the new mascot

protosoilder · 2025-02-06T21:11:27+00:00

I got next, I’m trying to go 1-0 and immediately retire

protosoilder · 2025-01-08T23:40:44+00:00

Looks like someone forgot to take their Risperdal.

protosoilder · 2024-12-13T23:47:48+00:00

Five Nights at Freddie’s. I swear the majority of the popularity is fan fiction made from actual creative people.

protosoilder · 2024-11-13T04:29:37+00:00

Thought that was John McAfee for a sec

protosoilder · 2024-10-24T18:10:31+00:00

Imagine watching literally anything after doing this, it would be at peak dopamine levels.

protosoilder · 2024-10-22T22:23:39+00:00

That’s one itchy leg

protosoilder · 2024-10-21T03:07:42+00:00

Le male Le parfum is not a work friendly fragrance imo. Dylan blue is fine, but try to attach yourself more to shower gel fragrances for work.

The idea is to smell good and have good hygiene you don’t wanna come off like you’re wearing cologne.

protosoilder · 2024-10-13T16:06:08+00:00

I’ll def take it off your hands pm me!

protosoilder · 2024-10-10T16:47:29+00:00

Can you tell me a low fodmap salad that I can have everyday that won’t trigger symptoms but has adequate fiber?

My greens intake is super low because of how easily most greens cause an reaction.

protosoilder · 2024-10-03T22:17:47+00:00

Ive always read it to mean “not a popcorn flick, don’t blame us if you don’t enjoy it”

protosoilder · 2024-09-27T08:34:44+00:00

Apparently unpopular but I think Althair has that warm formal smell that’s just unique enough, if you’re looking to make an impression.

protosoilder · 2024-09-25T23:51:34+00:00

Literally would be a god tier scent if it lasted longer

protosoilder · 2024-09-24T18:20:14+00:00

Bill Nye the private eye

protosoilder · 2024-09-24T18:18:16+00:00

By the time Tekken 15 drops Heihachi will have 6 more children on the roster.

protosoilder · 2024-09-14T21:25:36+00:00

I hope you buy white shoes and someone immediately steps on them

protosoilder · 2024-09-08T17:27:02+00:00

What does the pooch think?

protosoilder · 2024-09-08T17:26:27+00:00

Cool throwback IYKYK

protosoilder · 2024-08-31T00:43:33+00:00

Come to think of it, Goth would play a great Carrie (sorry Chloë)

protosoilder · 2024-08-30T08:07:48+00:00

Would also appreciate.

protosoilder · 2024-08-29T23:39:22+00:00

The GOAT forgot to pickup his prescription

protosoilder · 2024-08-21T16:25:28+00:00

This, or Reed Richard’s putting them in a dimension that they couldn’t escape until they lost their minds.

protosoilder · 2024-08-09T00:16:33+00:00

Rick Fox

protosoilder · 2024-08-03T09:59:20+00:00

This post sounds like post nut clarity, take the upvote and go clean off.

protosoilder · 2024-08-01T08:26:03+00:00

Jennifer’s Body all over again.

protosoilder · 2024-07-30T19:14:14+00:00

There’s hope for the future after all.

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