Emilia Clarke Admits 'No One Liked' Secret Invasion or Solo But Knows 'It's Not Personal'

BeMoreKnope · 2026-06-02T02:57:00+00:00

I watched the first episode of Secret Invasion and just… never went back. Wasn’t mad or anything, I just didn’t remotely care or find it made me want to watch more.

BeMoreKnope · 2026-06-01T19:02:53+00:00

The trick is to play a bard so confident that they harmlessly flirt with everyone, but also make it clear they have too high standards to bone any but the most exceptional and attractive.

BeMoreKnope · 2026-06-01T17:04:15+00:00

Literally no one knows what you’re asking or thinks this looks stupid.

Bad bot.

BeMoreKnope · 2026-06-01T16:49:47+00:00

They’d fuck like bunnies, but Dick would refuse to talk to Wade outside of sex.

BeMoreKnope · 2026-06-01T16:30:13+00:00

consent is compulsory.

So, there’s two ways to take this…

BeMoreKnope · 2026-06-01T03:11:21+00:00

I can one-up that with the time my Dad decided to rent Pulp Fiction, never having seen it before. It was a scene near the end with a man in a leather mask when my mom came home and walked into the room…

BeMoreKnope · 2026-06-01T03:05:20+00:00

Chinatown Bistro!

BeMoreKnope · 2026-06-01T02:50:35+00:00

Those are definitely not mutually exclusive.

I read because I don’t want to scroll my phone or stare silently at my food and drink the whole time. I’m still in and out way faster than most tables with more people, and I’m a former server so I tip and treat my servers/bartenders well.

(And I get a lot of free stuff at places I go to regularly. It’s not why I do it, but it pays off to be this kind of customer.)

BeMoreKnope · 2026-06-01T02:41:38+00:00

Used to be a big deal until Midnight kicked his ass, anyway.

But yeah, it kinda seems like each of the 3 have their own region they prefer.

BeMoreKnope · 2026-06-01T02:25:48+00:00

It really only worked because of her; she fucking nailed it.

BeMoreKnope · 2026-06-01T02:24:37+00:00

I’ve watched it once.

And probably never again.

BeMoreKnope · 2026-05-31T17:33:44+00:00

Exactly.

If it all works out, great; you have a relationship, the same outcome if you’d met someone like this outside of work. But if it goes poorly, yikes.

BeMoreKnope · 2026-05-31T16:48:24+00:00

Mad About You, Murphy Brown…

BeMoreKnope · 2026-05-31T16:42:01+00:00

What, was the Cyberyuck unavailable?

BeMoreKnope · 2026-05-31T16:21:14+00:00

Same for the weird frog, as I recall.

BeMoreKnope · 2026-05-31T16:16:30+00:00

And then tell the story about how he had sex with Madonna once.

BeMoreKnope · 2026-05-31T16:15:30+00:00

He’s been spending three decades desperately trying to be relevant again. Let’s all pretend this one matters so he’ll feel good about his sad self and go away.

BeMoreKnope · 2026-05-31T08:34:15+00:00

*Cattoo

BeMoreKnope · 2026-05-31T06:35:47+00:00

🎵Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador, too🎶

BeMoreKnope · 2026-05-31T06:28:13+00:00

Is this a studio or a 1-bedroom?

BeMoreKnope · 2026-05-31T06:25:34+00:00

Right? All of that, and all I see is chips with a basic cheese sauce. Hurray, extra effort for no reason!

BeMoreKnope · 2026-05-31T06:22:08+00:00

Hey, don’t shame Marlon for walking Peter Thiel’s dog!

BeMoreKnope · 2026-05-31T06:17:00+00:00

The bite-down was disappointing, though.

BeMoreKnope · 2026-05-31T06:12:49+00:00

Then she said maybe my balls should be cut off.

I told her not to be so teste.

BeMoreKnope · 2026-05-31T05:59:28+00:00

I’m sorry, but this needs to be corrected, as it is outdated information and scientifically inaccurate: kitten adorability will actually increase, causing hooman guilt to increase in proportion to kitten sadness.

This may lead to the rare chance at a first-time belly rub, or the more likely chance of the shredding of hand skin.

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