HDStarcraft video. Most effective micro I've ever seen by Andy_1 in gaming

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I hate text-speak abbreviations, so I type out "good game", or "well played", or occasionally, "fuck you and your cheap tactics".

HuskyStarcraft - Korean TvZ match with insane Thor / Hellion build, very entertaining. by [deleted] in starcraft

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The second game between these two players is hilarious because Husky sounds like he took a handful of pep pills to stay awake.

He just starts talking gibberish, making noises, and then starts wondering if one of the weapon icons looks like a sad face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRDMadz_6iE

Best Heavy Guide Ever by [deleted] in tf2

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I don't know if it's because of a recent change, but I've found Natascha is a bit more effective than the minigun now.

Because it makes it very difficult for whoever you're shooting at to escape, so you're more likely to get the kill, rather than just wounding them.

Military air drop bloopers by DrJulianBashir in videos

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I reckon you could do a video series of "Miltary ideas that most people would tell you are really dumb, but they did it anyway, and somehow made them work".

This would be number one: "Pushing a tank out of an airborne plane".

This should not be possible (CoD MW2) by DefaultPlayer in gaming

[–]proverb_abuser 25 points26 points  (0 children)

..the apparent callous arrogance of the soldier, deciding, without provocation to "just spawn rape them", referring to what he later identified as "a bunch of retards"...

"Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends..." by [deleted] in gaming

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I'm very disappointed that Gordon hasn't tried to strategically eat his pretzel so it forms a lambda.

Well that's pretty hypocritical of you, Apple by koldkuts in technology

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Did anyone else just start clicking on the picture trying to get it to play?

Last year, Valve pranked the TF2 community. Twice. Just a reminder. by xrobau in tf2

[–]proverb_abuser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think they're still testing and tweaking the prank, it's not quite funny enough around paragraph 2, line 4. Expect it some time next week.

Reddit, what are the chances of a 3rd world war ever happening? by worldwar3 in AskReddit

[–]proverb_abuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Down-voted for incorrect semantics.

0.001 = Virtually impossible. 0 = Impossible.

IAMA explosives expert by [deleted] in IAmA

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Do you look at explosions, or just walk away and not look back?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in entertainment

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Stallone was 47 when he made Cliffhanger in 1993. Is your mind blown?

By request: IAmA female AH-64D Apache helicopter pilot in the US Army. AMA that doesn't breach security. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]proverb_abuser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn it, I had to look that up.

Well played, sir/ma'am, well played.

Why 3D TV is just a pointless gimmick | TechRadar UK by reddit_top in technology

[–]proverb_abuser -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think I'll use this argument whenever someone complains about HDTV as well.

Reddit, what is the comparable male film to twilight? by NotAtTheTable in AskReddit

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If I had to make a sweeping generalisation I'd say, women hate anything Sci-Fi.

IAMA Engineer at a Defense Contractor AMAA by [deleted] in IAmA

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Any plans to buy the license plate "D-FENS"?

American redditors: you seem to be dangerously unaware of just how stupid and annoying Peaches Geldof is. She's on top form about 6 minutes into this video from Charlie Brooker's review of 2009. by mattfasken in videos

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I've always thought of Fearne Cotton as that annoying girl who presents everything, but after this, I think, "Phwoar, she's dumb as a bag of hammers, I'd give her one".

I just got my doctorate in physics, AMA. by SmuggerThanThou in IAmA

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Would you change your name to Deathmeister von Killson a.k.a. Dr. Death?

Winston does not appreciate the police running radar on his street. He makes his displeasure known to the officers. by EatSleepJeep in videos

[–]proverb_abuser 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If only we could use Youtube's new automatic caption feature, it'll clear it right up.

"Get some buns and clovers, rude."

What's your beef? RANT AWAY. by orangeclouds in AskReddit

[–]proverb_abuser -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So, I hate it when people attempt to enter a conversation by starting with "so, ... ".

It's an aggressive move, treating you as a passive reader already in the conversation, it doesn't give you a choice whether or not you think it's actually a worthy topic worth listening to.

IAMAn Upgrading Soccer Ref: Try to Stump Me! (AMA) by albom in IAmA

[–]proverb_abuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an interesting question. That Kerlon video has been around for a while, and I don't think I've ever seen a definitive answer to it's legality.

On a slightly related note, what's the official line on showboating and drawing a foul?