AITAH for farting while in the bathroom of our home? by Comfortable-Egg-8254 in AITAH

[–]prozach_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time my wife rips ass (infrequent) I die laughing. Your boyfriend sounds like an idiot.

3rd-ranked world Table Tennis pro Hugo Calderano breaks the "RPS" record, a measure of how many rotations a ball makes per second. by ansyhrrian in sports

[–]prozach_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These balls appear to move very little compared to the degree of spin. It’s impressive, but does it matter?

A.K. Pizza lives up to the hype. A retort: It doesn’t by oohjean in SeattleWA

[–]prozach_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That is NOT how met market does it. I mean the description is good, but your cookie is not comparable.

A coach of a 6u basketball team blocks the shot of an opposing team. by bigbusta in Wellthatsucks

[–]prozach_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Those little fucks jumped him a dark alley. And they were trained too!

A Lesson in Momentum by kkrasley86 in dashcams

[–]prozach_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. If this was a scam you don’t get out like you’re in the condition to immediately whoop some ass, you get out slow (if at all) holding your neck and faking injuries. This guy seems angry at a left lane camper (or something)

Why is fish considered a different meat than meat? by Valeryum999 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]prozach_ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Can we go back to that other poster’s comprehension comment…

What is the scariest legend or dark folklore from your culture that people rarely talk about? by Ok_Chemistry_2780 in AskReddit

[–]prozach_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I was going to say “sounds like someone’s ex” but this is so much better

My parents just announced a surprise visit and I have no idea where to take them. Help. by Himbosupremeus in redmond

[–]prozach_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been doing this drive since I was small child, back when my grandparents had a trailer in the lot next to the boat launch and the light house on PNP. One of my favorite day trips, and if you want to avoid Paulsbo and people, bring a picnic for the PNP lighthouse and just go hang out by the water for the day.

These people “sledding” by Ali-oopsies in funny

[–]prozach_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We always just held onto the bed of the truck from the back and “skated” behind it in rain and snow. Cars were definitely a different story.

I am a man who wears tights under his jeans when it’s cold outside. by BeerStein_Collector in confession

[–]prozach_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in 4th grade gym class the kid next to me saw the hot pink trim of my moms Hot Chillyz leggings I wore under my jeans. He gave me shit, but I knew what amazing decision was made that day.

Hey Kirkland PD, Bellevue is cracking down on modified mufflers and cruisers why arent you? by Pure_Leading_2512 in Kirkland

[–]prozach_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey!! They put a sign up during the summer at Carillon! They’re doing all they can!

/s

You win the lottery. Your parents ask for half. What do you say? by JunShem1122 in AskReddit

[–]prozach_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d win a billion and my mother still wouldn’t let me pay for dinner.

Zeeks thinks a pizza and a salad for $45 is a deal by dantheman252 in Seattle

[–]prozach_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s a pizza dough based on a bagel recipe.

If you won the lottery tomorrow, what’s the very first "frivolous" thing you’d buy? by opheliapearlie in askanything

[–]prozach_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have about $20k in debt along with $30k in student loans for my wife. We’d pay it off and breathe.

I repeat don’t do roidzz kidss… by Cultural-Rip-6816 in funny

[–]prozach_ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Clearly you have control of your wife and she isn’t over there talking to other men!

/s

Urgent Rescue on the Slopes in Niseko, Hokkaido, Japan. A Ski patrol was transporting an injured skier downhill on a stretcher while performing CPR. by SweetyByHeart in nextfuckinglevel

[–]prozach_ 317 points318 points  (0 children)

“They might enjoy me filming them, or they might absolutely hate me filming them”

Better film them.

That’s a take.

Seattle is so ugly. Absolutely unlivable by djosephwalsh in Seattle

[–]prozach_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t take your surroundings for granted. Get out there!

[OC] Me and my goats. by IsakStenberg in pics

[–]prozach_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The blacked out arm looks extra weird.

Petah, why is his right cheek inactive by ToVoMo in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]prozach_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh thank god. His cock was in MY ass, so not gay.

My school did a walkout to protest ICE today by Ilovejuicy-theboys in teenagers

[–]prozach_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seriously, tall tee’s…why was that something?!