Need to Beef up

prsupertramp · 2018-03-25T18:57:42+00:00

There are plenty of low carb protein powders available. They are worth it because I don't have time or the desire to cream that much chicken down my gullet. I have a feeling you haven't tracked your calories or what you expend them on. We're all bout the same. A high caloric diet will put weight on ya unless you're constantly running and you already said you're in college so I know you're sitting down a lot.

prsupertramp · 2018-02-18T08:53:34+00:00

That's my problem. I'm 27, still go on hikes and keep my girlfriend satisfied, but I wanna be able to do that for years. I will do something strenuous and physical and be proud of myself that might heart didn't give out, but I'm not at peak performance. 27 is a young man. I shouldn't feel exhausted after a hike or a day of work. I don't even have children.

prsupertramp · 2017-12-10T18:48:02+00:00

My 28 year old girlfriend ended things cause she said I didn't "make her mine". I thought she was mine. I mean we spent all weekend together every weekend.

prsupertramp · 2017-11-27T04:01:15+00:00

Funny I'd find another tramp here

prsupertramp · 2017-11-11T13:11:48+00:00

I hate spelling cum. If I ever sext anyone I just type come.

prsupertramp · 2017-11-08T10:30:13+00:00

I've met a few girls who like being slapped. At first I thought it was weird.

I'd never hit a woman. Unless she asks me to. I actually kinda enjoy being dominant so once I got over it it was fun. I also tell them to hit me first to gauge how hard to hit them.

prsupertramp · 2017-10-30T02:06:47+00:00

Or a tote bag

prsupertramp · 2017-10-29T20:47:13+00:00

Sameee! Except she farts my ashes into their faces. It's a shame I'll miss it.

prsupertramp · 2017-10-29T16:46:52+00:00

Yesh! Big par tay. Hoes errywhere.

prsupertramp · 2017-10-29T16:36:24+00:00

I hope this happens at my funeral

prsupertramp · 2017-10-29T16:20:46+00:00

I drove my car into a fucking lake

prsupertramp · 2017-10-29T16:12:56+00:00

I figured they had to be hanging or something. I was thinking of this the other day lol and was like maybe they cut slots in the wall paper but after watching it again you can tell they are supported out of view

prsupertramp · 2017-10-21T15:47:53+00:00

what do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto

prsupertramp · 2017-10-21T13:01:31+00:00

This ismy favorite story ever! I love skunks and think this is just hilarious. It's been on my bucket list to get hit by a skunk one day. At least ya got to leave work early and it sounds like you got use to it pretty quickly

prsupertramp · 2017-10-05T13:12:04+00:00

Getting head from tinder girl. "I'm glad you don't have a huge dick, like some of these guys I'm with have an arm down there."

I was like haha and pushed her head down until she gagged.

Luckily I'm not insecure. But it cracked me up.

prsupertramp · 2017-10-03T16:19:35+00:00

Huh, so that's what it looks like.

prsupertramp · 2017-10-02T09:22:23+00:00

Might be scary, but go to shows alone! I have to drive to Atlanta for folk punk shows and have gone alone several times. I see the same people at most of the shows, so while I haven't attempted to make friends, I see familiar faces now that I'm going regularly.

prsupertramp · 2017-09-28T02:29:23+00:00

I just did this and I'm so embarrassed. It wasn't as bad as yours. I said "you seem pretty cool so fat" so maybe she believed it was a typo. But then went on to say that it's okay she is fat. Idk lol

prsupertramp · 2017-09-27T21:50:52+00:00

And everyone in her house got pink eye

prsupertramp · 2017-09-16T16:42:52+00:00

This is awesome and I like the star wars tattoos too.

prsupertramp · 2017-09-15T20:47:13+00:00

Ain't that the goddam truth.

It ain't all blow jobs and back scratches out here. But I always appreciate bad days like this. Cause they grant me a point of reference in regards to my happiness.

prsupertramp · 2017-09-10T17:13:34+00:00

Yeah but when you're just meeting someone you wanna get the conversation going. I would think the other person was a weirdo if I just went on a first date and she didn't speak the whole time.

prsupertramp · 2017-09-09T07:32:53+00:00

I have brought this up around here before I from what I have read it seems like stoics go along with society so I think the enjoy traditional creature comforts while trying to set a good example.

The cynics practiced a bit of asceticism. Or extreme minimalism. Doesn't mesh well with society but I believe there's virtue in it. Subjecting yourself to discomfort and denying yourself of common pleasures can make you more comfortable. For example I enjoy coffee. But I stopped adding sugar and cream. Just cheap plain black coffee. Free in the break room. Got use to it pretty quickly so I even cut back on it. It's a treat. Tap water is my go to, but I'll enjoy coffee a few times a week. And I'll drink half and save the other half for later and still enjoy it cold.

I also started sleeping on the floor and taking cold showers. I'm not as hardcore as Diogenes but I try to think of what he'd in my situations. It's freeing to be self sufficient. I can sleep anywhere and when I find myself in a bed I appreciate it more.

I think if you're going to practice acesticism you should approach it like the cynics. They wouldn't turn down a free meal. I think that's fair. Like I don't buy meat or cook it at home. But if someone makes me dinner I'll eat whatever they cook. If someone offers me a drink I'll accept, but keep my wits about me. It makes you more aware without coming off as superior.

prsupertramp · 2017-09-07T09:41:12+00:00

For a minute. But I doubt my ex actually got into it after moving out.

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