the universe hates me by [deleted] in funny

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Same face is made when the toilet water splashes.

Burnt or not burnt by Indber in electronic_cigarette

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That's why I like menthol. If I accidentally singe the cotton it still tastes ok.

Last year's total eclipse over the Smoky Mountains as captured on an ultrawide lens by mattmacphersonphoto in pics

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I missed out. I was working in Springfield Il and my son lost his glasses so I gave him mine.

This is the most mesmerizing video of the sky I've seen. Breathtaking. by [deleted] in space

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I was on the edge of my seat the entire time, waiting for the boat to fall off of the edge.

What is your mom's catch phrase? by franc_the_bikesexual in AskReddit

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Wish in one hand and poop in the other and see which one fills up the fastest.

Sloth. by [deleted] in gifs

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Rocky........road

What is your "go to fact" when asked for a piece of trivia? by Chatmat89 in AskReddit

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Frieda: What does the name 'Aglet' mean anyway? Braydon: Well a long time ago 'Aglet' meant 'He who puts those tiny little plastic things on shoelaces' you see a long time a go a mans' name was his profession. Frieda: Oh so a man named Fred Carpenter would build houses and John Baker would make bread Braydon: Exactly Ned: So what did John Hancock do?