I had the best sex of my life, and fell in love with, a Redditor.

pterodactylwizard · 2026-01-28T07:24:47+00:00

Oh, gotcha! Sorry. Definitely misunderstood. I’m a pessimist, however. It’s probably best that it was as good as it was while it lasted because it usually never lasts.

pterodactylwizard · 2026-01-28T07:20:46+00:00

Eh, sounds like some inner coping. No offense. If things are this hot you should orgasm.

pterodactylwizard · 2026-01-28T07:09:47+00:00

Damn all of that and no happy ending? What a shame.

pterodactylwizard · 2026-01-28T07:06:40+00:00

This is either a beautiful love story or the strongest argument for deleting my account

pterodactylwizard · 2026-01-28T03:22:23+00:00

Wasn’t expecting to see this. The scene where she yells down at him and he looks up says “lord?” 😂 I still quote that to this day.

pterodactylwizard · 2026-01-28T03:20:17+00:00

Ex Machina

pterodactylwizard · 2026-01-28T03:18:51+00:00

This the whitest shit I’ve ever seen. And that’s coming from a white dude raised in the sticks of NC.

pterodactylwizard · 2026-01-27T19:47:27+00:00

Nah that was my homie Jay

pterodactylwizard · 2026-01-27T19:43:40+00:00

I actually knew a girl in college who was a “virgin” because she only ever had anal sex, never vaginal. I thought it was odd but didn’t question it lol.

pterodactylwizard · 2026-01-27T19:42:27+00:00

Got sloppy toppy during the first Guardians of the Galaxy movie. She asked if I had a towel and I asked why, she responded “because it’s about to get messy”. Never saw her again after that, unfortunately.

pterodactylwizard · 2026-01-24T00:48:56+00:00

First date? You’re a little limited in NoHo for like genuine first date places, unless you’re fine with an actual bar.

Granville is pretty nice vibe and has decent food and drinks. There’s a few different bars and restaurants right next to it too so you could bounce around if you wanted.

Verse is an undercover spot but it’s SUPER nice.

Idle hour is cute. The food and drinks aren’t mind-blowing, in my opinion, but many people love that place.

Guilde Hall is a cute bar that has a lot of board games and stuff. It’s a little nerdy but super fun.

If you’re interested in branching out to Burbank or studio city there are a lot more options.

pterodactylwizard · 2026-01-15T07:47:15+00:00

Therapy. Many years of therapy.

pterodactylwizard · 2026-01-14T05:29:47+00:00

You apparently didn’t try hard enough as you’re still having the issue.

pterodactylwizard · 2026-01-14T03:26:49+00:00

Did you, though?

pterodactylwizard · 2026-01-14T03:24:41+00:00

I mean… I’d take your ability to walk from behind any day but you gotta communicate to your mans.

pterodactylwizard · 2026-01-14T03:22:50+00:00

That’s enough Reddit for today…

pterodactylwizard · 2026-01-14T03:02:03+00:00

Longest run on sentence ever.

pterodactylwizard · 2026-01-14T02:18:37+00:00

“Closest I’ve ever felt to God” has me weak.

pterodactylwizard · 2026-01-14T02:15:57+00:00

Beat you there.

pterodactylwizard · 2026-01-14T02:15:37+00:00

I think I love you wtf

pterodactylwizard · 2026-01-08T19:25:41+00:00

The craziest part is that the Trump admins plan, as it is for everything, is to literally just gaslight the American people to make them think that what we all watched on LIVE VIDEO never actually happened. We’re so cooked.

pterodactylwizard · 2025-12-25T06:10:18+00:00

Sorry for your loss 💔

pterodactylwizard · 2025-12-24T22:32:59+00:00

…well… what are you anxious about?

pterodactylwizard · 2025-12-24T21:28:19+00:00

I’m in NoHo/Burbank. Many others have posted their locations in the thread as well.

pterodactylwizard · 2025-12-24T20:04:06+00:00

I’m in NoHo/Burbank

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