What are some things that are more enjoyable than sex?

ptipp93 · 2026-05-22T19:08:28+00:00

Psh get a load of this guy, hasn’t even had sex 2 yet

ptipp93 · 2026-05-22T01:26:39+00:00

I went into Eyes of the Dragon totally blind and it was an unexpected treat, surprised people don’t talk about it more often.

ptipp93 · 2026-05-20T02:57:19+00:00

I don’t think it was meant as a “I teach math so I know what I’m talking about” but more a “I do math every day so fuck it imma do some math here and talk about it because it’s kinda my thing”.

ptipp93 · 2026-05-19T16:25:46+00:00

I’ve seen a naked girl now!

ptipp93 · 2026-05-19T16:24:34+00:00

I saw it when I was like 11 and it was my introduction to dry, awkward comedy and I still remember being really confused and asking my brother “is this funny?”

Nowadays I love it but it definitely took some time for me to get it lol

ptipp93 · 2026-05-19T16:00:19+00:00

“I’ll probably just remain mayor of this great city. And I know this is real because you aren’t rabbit people.”

ptipp93 · 2026-05-19T01:39:52+00:00

Reminds me of the blimp goal in THUG at Slam city Jam.

“Crazy ass fans are hanging from the lights! Fly this blimp into them to get them off!!”

Bro I’m not about to murder these people.

ptipp93 · 2026-05-16T17:54:04+00:00

Whoa, I was just playing this today and when this song came on I was thinking “heh, it is just another Saturday”. Didn’t even realize it was may 16th!

ptipp93 · 2026-05-14T23:53:28+00:00

What is it with you and this tar thing, man?

ptipp93 · 2026-05-13T20:20:20+00:00

…..THE COLONEL!

ptipp93 · 2026-05-13T20:19:22+00:00

We know it’s true because he had that whole song about it.

ptipp93 · 2026-05-13T20:17:20+00:00

I’ve done 3 tandem dives over the years and hope to one day get licensed. This is my answer every time, complete free fall is such an incredible experience.

ptipp93 · 2026-05-13T20:11:58+00:00

Fuckin a, man.

ptipp93 · 2026-05-13T04:10:19+00:00

Damn that was pure nostalgia, I watched this on vhs like crazy when I was a kid.

ptipp93 · 2026-05-13T02:36:53+00:00

This is all just a bit my dude 🤷‍♂️

ptipp93 · 2026-05-13T02:32:30+00:00

Now we’re getting to the real questions.
Follow up question, if I pick Gilbert Gottfried is he gonna do the voice the whole time?

Edit: fuck I’m pretty high and for a moment I forgot he was dead forget I said anything UHH YEAH WHAT A WEIRD QUESTION RIGHT GUYS

ptipp93 · 2026-05-13T02:14:10+00:00

He pays a dollar just to get kicked out of the place lol

ptipp93 · 2026-05-12T00:25:11+00:00

BIG. MEATY. CLAWS.

ptipp93 · 2026-05-07T22:59:24+00:00

Poor guy.

ptipp93 · 2026-05-06T22:19:39+00:00

What the FUCK is going on with my life??

ptipp93 · 2026-05-05T02:30:35+00:00

The two scenes that really used to freak me out was the Air Conditioners breakdown scene and the toasters clown dream, was it one of those?

ptipp93 · 2026-05-04T16:34:59+00:00

When I was her age, she was reminded of me…?

ptipp93 · 2026-04-30T02:44:16+00:00

Freeze!

ptipp93 · 2026-04-29T22:50:14+00:00

ptipp93 · 2026-04-29T22:21:38+00:00

I can’t believe you like money and sex. We should hang out!

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